take to the hills, run away

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

Everyday Cutephoto is a nice name.

this is, by far, the most impactful imageset on this website

she's got legs for days? okay well i've had legs for over 24 years

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

makes you all frilly. idiot. pushes you over

undertale is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community. deltarune is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community and also their appliances

overwatch had the right idea when they made every sniper in the game weak to a gorilla that could leap to your position and beat you to death. i think this should be a more common game design choice for multiplayer games

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you