REAL LYNXLEY.

"I beg your fucking pardon?"

"Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now."

"Actually all of my systems are nervous."

"You used to be shy, now you're a whore."

"I'm attracted to men but at what cost?"

"My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care."

"Babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain."

"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun I found."

"Debates are stupid because why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me."

"Due to personal reasons, I will be going completely off the fucking rails."

"I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people."

"Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range."

"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."

"I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I'm actually angrier.

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue."

"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!"

"Fuck therapy I'm becoming a knight."

"Hey, girl. Plagued by terrifying visions?"

"There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?"

"I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information."

"Conversations are a lot like teeth, you can only have so many."

"I hate when people ask me to explain my thought process. Like hell if I know."

"Well, well, well, if this isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid."

"With all due respect, which is none."

"You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God."

💓 to go on a romantic outing with my muse [x]

❀- " Now I feel weird because you showed up way nicer than I expected you to." Judy mused, looking down at her own outfit. She'd put on one of one of her favorite pair of leggings on with a new pink cardigan she got. Still---she didn't expect Pawbert to actually show up as dressed up as he was.

" Are you going to tell me where you're taking me...or is that a surprise too?" It was partially curiosity--but it was also a lingering anxiety from having had him take her places without her consent before.

❅ ⋆  . ꙳  —  A paw fiddled with the cuff of his shirt, it seemed to be new, or at least it was an outfit Judy hadn't seen before. Golden eyes flickered over Judy's outfit briefly before the lynx shook his head, ❛ No –- you look perfect, I promise. ❜

Perhaps Pawbert could have given a heads up, but he'd been wanting to surprise Judy. He'd gone so far as to make sure he'd have a nice car to take her in, because today he was determined to be a GOOD BOYFRIEND, treating her to gifts and a nice dinner (nicer than he was sure her fox partner could afford) on Valentine's day. Because right now, at least until the end of the weekend when she returns home, it's just him and Judy.

❛ I promised to treat you, didn't I? C'mon. Let me take you to dinner, I got us a table for 5:30. ❜ Pawbert spoke lightheartedly, opening the passenger door to the car open for the rabbit. As if sensing her anxiety, his expression softened. ❛ Hey, don't worry. I'll let you put the address in the GPS for me. I know you hate surprise destinations. ❜

❀ - Tall ears perk up as she hears the knock on her office door. It wasn't really something she expected, to have a guest at work. Even less so when she saw who it was that walked in immedietly following the knock.

Pawbert visiting her--was not necessarily a surprise in that he wouldn't DO it--but more a shock that he was able to manage to walk into a police station after everything..

Though, given that this was Tundra Town's precinct--maybe she shouldn't be surprised after all.

❅ ⋆  . ꙳  —  Admittedly, Pawbert did have his nerves when it came to going into the police station, criminal record aside – the precinct was big and Pawbert was notoriously NOT GREAT with directions. Luckily, one of his friends who worked in the Tundra Town precinct was on duty, perhaps his only saving grace. Pawbert found his way through the halls, and to the office he was told belonged to Judy.

The lynx knocked, testing before he'd peek his head in, and he'd walk into the office. A relieved sigh left Pawbert when he saw it was Judy behind the desk, a grin spreading across his face as he'd wave to her.

❛ Hey! Oh my gosh, I'm so happy to see you, Bun Bun. You know, I was actually kinda worried I'd walk into the wrong office accidentally. ❜ A pause as he held his paws up, as if to clarify. ❛ My buddy Chez told me you'd be here, but you never know. Oh, it's also SUPER cool that you're partners with him by the way, he's great. ❜

After a moment, as if finally processing Judy's question, Pawbert held out a bag. ❛ Oh. Yeah, I bet you're wondering why I'm here. Duh. Haha.. my bad. ❜ Pawbert gestured to the bag with a paw, it was a paper bag, so he'd obviously bought whatever it was specifically for Judy.

⋆｡‧˚ʚ💋ɞ˚‧｡⋆  𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝  𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫  𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭

[  TXT  ]  :  quick.  no  time  to  explain.  pick  one:  frogs  or  lasers.

[  TXT  ]  :  why  are  you  still  awake?

[  TXT  ]  :  what  would  you  do  if  i  texted  “i’m  outside”  and  actually  was?

[  TXT  ]  :  would  you  still  like  me  if  i  was  a  worm?  be  honest.

[  TXT  ]  :  i  dare  you  to  stop  thinking  about  me  for  one  minute.  bet  you  can’t.

[  TXT  ]  :  i  saw  something  shiny  and  dramatic  and  thought  of  you.

[  TXT  ]  :  wanna  make  bad  decisions  together  or  what?

[  TXT  ]  :  how  illegal  would  it  be  if  i  showed  up  with  a  raccoon  in  a  cowboy  hat?

[  TXT  ]  :  you  looked  hot  today  btw.  not  that  you  asked.

[  TXT  ]  :  do  you  want  the  good  news,  the  bad  news,  or  the  chaotic  news  first?

[  TXT  ]  :  okay,  so  hear  me  out. cereal  is  basically  cold  soup,  right?

[  TXT  ]  :  what’s  your  villain  origin  story?

[  TXT  ]  :  thinking  about  you.  thought  you  should  know.

[  TXT  ]  :  if  we  were  in  a  rom-com,  this  is  the  part  where  we’d  kiss  in  the  rain.  just  saying.

[  TXT  ]  :  what’s  your  toxic  trait  in  uno?

[  TXT  ]  :  if  i  say  something  reckless,  will  you  pretend  you  didn’t  hear  it?

[  TXT  ]  :  how  mad  would  you  be  if  i  said  “let’s  get  matching  tattoos”  and  meant  it?

[  TXT  ]  :  i  hope  something  good  happens  to  you  today.  like,  you  find  five  dollars.

[  TXT  ]  :  i  have  a  plan.  it’s  chaotic  and  underdeveloped.  you  in?

[  TXT  ]  :  you  make  my  brain  go  all  soft.  thanks  a  lot.

[  TXT  ]  :  which  one  of  us  would  survive  a  horror  movie?  and  who’d  die  in  the  dumbest  way?

[  TXT  ]  :  i  just  caused  a  scene  at  the  grocery  store.  be  ready  to  alibi  me.

[  TXT  ]  :  what’s  something  that  always  makes  you  smile?

[  TXT  ]  :  do  you  think  we’d  get  banned  from  a  museum  if  we  tried  hard  enough?

[  TXT  ]  :  i’m  bored.  flirt  with  me.

[  TXT  ]  :  tell  me  a  secret  you’ve  never  said  out  loud.

[  TXT  ]  :  if  you  were  here  right  now,  what  would  we  be  doing?

[  TXT  ]  :  be  honest.  did  you  think  about  me  today?

[  TXT  ]  :  if  i  told  you  i  missed  you,  would  you  say  it  back  or  leave  me  on  read?

[  TXT  ]  :  what’s  your  comfort  movie  and  do  you  wanna  watch  it  with  me?

[  TXT  ]  :  you’re  my  favorite  notification.  don’t  make  it  weird.

「 TROUBLE-MAKER PROMPTS 」 ‧₊˚. ⸝⸝ 𑣲𐔌՞. .՞𐦯

Change as needed. Includes both dialogue and action prompts. A collection of prompts for muses who are trouble-makers or just want to tease a little.

DIALOGUE PROMPTS.

･ “ Oh, now you show up? ”

･ “ What? It was funny! ”

･ “ Uh, you're welcome by the way. ”

･ “ You should've seen your face! ”

･ “ I didn't do anything! ”

･ “ I regret nothing. ”

･ “ You're laughing, I win! ”

･ “ You love this, admit it. ”

･ “ Technically. I was helping. ”

･ “ I thought you could handle it. ”

･ “ What are you, [ a coward / chicken ]? ”

･ “ Don't look so surprised. ”

･ “ You're just being dramatic. ”

･ “ Your reaction was so worth it. ”

･ “ You'll forgive me eventually. ”

･ “ Okay, but it was funny. ”

･ “ I was going to warn you. ”

･ “ You barely managed that. ”

･ “ Okay, okay... I'll fix it... eventually. ”

･ “ I'm sure you won't fall for it next time. ”

ACTION PROMPTS.

Add “ 🔁 ” to switch the sender and receiver in the interaction.

･ The sender hides something from the receiver.

･ The sender sneaks up behind the receiver.

･ The sender unexpectedly pokes the receiver.

･ The sender gives the receiver a cheeky grin.

･ The sender taps the receiver when they're not looking, then looks away.

･ The sender [ holds / moves ] something just out of the receiver's reach.

･ The sender blocks the receiver's path.

･ The sender flicks the receiver.

･ The sender snoops on what the receiver is doing.

･ The sender purposefully bumps into the receiver.

･ The sender takes the receiver's seat.

･ The sender drags the receiver along.

･ The sender imitates the receiver.

･ The sender pulls a harmless prank on the receiver.

･ The sender hides behind something to startle the receiver.

･ The sender glances at the receiver, trying not to laugh.

･ The sender blocks the receiver's view.

･ The sender trips the receiver.

･ The sender tries to distract the receiver from something important.

･ The sender disrupts the receiver's routine.

･ The sender follows instructions from the receiver incorrectly on purpose.

･ The sender tugs on the receiver's sleeve.

･ The sender sticks their tongue out at the receiver.

･ The sender does a rude gesture at the receiver.

･ The sender passes the receiver a rude note.

❀-- I suck at having spoons to make full promo image but consider this a tiny self promo ❀

50 starters. CW: alcohol, cussing, sexual themes. Some starters are just random quotes from Tik Tok creators, some starters are from Tik Tok trends that have popped up over the past year or so. The original sources of these trends are from various memes, shows, songs, and other popular media. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed! [PARTS: 1 - 2]

“Guess who’s terrible at processing emotions? This guy!”

“If I have to gain any more character development in 2022, I think it will be the start of my villain origin story.”

“Did you get enough love, my little dove? Why do you cry?”

“What happened to us? We used to be best friends.”

“I’m so tired of shonen. Please release yourself from the shackles of shonen anime.”

“Honestly? We’re about to get colonized by aliens, so what can we do? Count your days. Count your fucking days, human beings, ‘cause as soon as the aliens drop, I’m gonna be an alien’s whore. I have no loyalty to the human race.”

“I wish that I never met you. Everything else is horrible by comparison.”

“I know my girlfriend is a witch.”

“It’s gross stuff, but it tastes good when you put it all together.”

“Is it me? Am I the drama?”

“Dear God, why is it so thick?”

“ ‘Spuddle’ is a seventeenth century word that means to feel extremely busy while achieving absolutely nothing.”

“This relationship isn’t healthy… I think we need to go on a steady diet.”

“Like, I’ve never wanted to be thrown across a room before, but… I feel things right now that I’ve never felt before.”

“Beans on toast does not look attractive. You know what? Let’s look up some beans on toast.”

“I have alcohol. I don’t have feelings.”

“Y’all wanna be edgy so bad.”

“All my life, I had to fight with no ass.”

“The Lord knows our hearts, okay? If the Lord didn’t want me to play, he shouldn’t have made me foolish. The Lord knew what they were doing when they made me. Shit! How the Lord gonna make me a fool and then don’t want me to play around? Like, make it make sense. It don’t.”

“This is great. Just the three of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built.”

“Are you falling in love? I have a feeling you are.”

“I know something you don’t. I know something you will never know.”

“It’s been a while since we’ve talked, but I missed you, you idiot.”

“The eyeliner might be poppin’, but the mental health be droppin’.”

“Anything that happens to you past midnight is between you and your god.”

“You know it’s not the same as it was.”

“Do you think you’re better off alone?”

“If I only could, I’d make a deal with God, and I’d get him to swap our places.”

“Dream when you’re feelin’ blue.”

“I don’t make my Sims woohoo. They be fuckin’.”

“I was gonna say something, but I said I was gonna be nice today.”

“Why don’t we go somewhere only we know?”

“When I was thirteen, me and my best friend had imaginary anime boyfriends.”

“I miss how Halloween used to be.”

“He’s my best friend, he’s my pal, he’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese. My good time boy.”

“_____, wake up! I don’t like this!”

“If you wanna stop me, you’re gonna have to fuckin’ kill me!”

“Okay, but that’s not the point.”

“Open up the door. I only wanna play a little more.”

“Don’t you ever be wasting your good energy.”

“What’s it like being ugly and sad?”

“And nothing can go wrong… OH, NOO! IT ALL WENT WRONG!”

“My money don’t jingle, jingle. It folds.”

“Stop calling, stop calling, I don’t wanna think anymore.”

“Is your middle name cheddar cheese? ‘Cause you’re looking extra sharp today.”

“The CDC just called and they told me your smile is super contagious.”

“That’s suspicious… That’s weird.”

“I do not have time for this! I don’t have time for you!”

“Who the hell’s still an Elvis stan in the year of 2022? Go to therapy. Get help.”