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okay i know it's supposed to be tragic and all but when gay people ask their love interests to run away together with them without warning i kind of get why they always refuse. like. you want me to run away with you now? like right now? without even giving me time to pack my things? i need 3-5 business days' warning just to decide what pizza toppings i want when we order takeout you can't just do this to me

"all i need is you" my dearest beloved, light of my life, that's very sweet but i KNOW you're going to be complaining that we didn't bring any snacks for the road within 5 minutes of us leaving. now what do you want me to pick up while i'm at the store. and DON'T say just a kiss or something sappy like that be practical for fuck's sake. i love you.

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

something truly horrific about clicking an article about a national or global tragedy only for a pop up to say you only have 3 more free articles this month and then each paragraph of the piece is divided by picture ads for skin creams while a video of a car commercial plays automatically in the corner no matter how far you scroll

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

the moon controlling the tides sounds like something out of a fantasy novel and yet…there she is…doing That…every day…

having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer

to love and be loved is to rest

tbh life’s too short to be embarrassed by little things ??? wear that outfit ur mom said was ugly & laugh ur natural too loud laugh & talk to intimidating people u find interesting !!! join cringy clubs & read books everyone hates & wear too much eyeliner !!! if shit doesn’t work out who cares !!! people who are worth being around will stick by u anyway !!!

at what point do you think the atla writers were like “ohoHO so yeah roku wears that hairpiece bc that’s just what we doodled when we were coming up with character designs but WHAT IF it was ACTUALLY given to him by his tragic sworn-brother turned enemy?? What if we make it a symbol of roku’s deep connection to sozin, his greatest friend and his greatest failure?? what if only the crown prince is supposed to wear it, but at one point in time roku and sozin were so close that tradition didn’t matter half as much as what they had with each other?? What if even decades after their friendship ended roku still wore that hairpiece every single day of his life? What if he died wearing the symbol of his best friend’s love for him as that friend stood above his body and watched it happen and did nothing to stop it? What if it remained a part of his immortal spirit form even after death, a constant reminder that for all the pain and suffering and resentment that existed between them, love was there first, even if it lost in the end? Would that be fucked up or what?” i can only imagine that after they were all done crying they gave the guy who came up with that a raise and a kiss on the lips

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

in any other story, merry would have died in battle or pippin in minas tirith, or frodo would have fallen or sam killed by gollum but tolkien, after facing losses in real life, said: no, this time they live. this time, they all get to live. in a way, the lord of the rings is a love letter to dead soldiers.

The most humble lives are preferable to the most honorable deaths

steadily recognizing that i’m allowed to exist in public spaces and not feel embarrassed about it… can you believe i used to feel weird about/too inadequate to sit on a bench in a public space. it’s ok. you’re allowed to be. just be. just sit on a bench. it’s ok

Oh good I’m going to get a good grade in Being a NPC, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

if you want to find love stop using dating apps and go and get brainwashed or possessed so someone has to fight you and tearfully beg you to recognize them and fight against the control you're under because they know this isn't the real you or something

it's okay if you try to kill each other a little bit too as long as it's mutual

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

I want to have as much confidence as Tumblr has in showing ads of viagra pills to german women in their 20s