let’s keep it real, there’s not really memes where criminal muses can be unapologetically who they are, so here’s some prompts that can be used as
drabbles, as threads, or starters. some of these work for law enforcement muses too!
if ‘your muse’/’my muse’ confuses you, just feel free to edit this and type in the name of the muses for the role you deem appropriate.
TW: for murder, kidnapping, torture & stalking.
[ new identity ] after a botched job, our muses try to assume a new identity in a new location.
[ bribe ] with good money, my muse convinces your muse to look the other way when it comes to illegal activities.
[ murder ] your muse witnesses my muse committing a murder.
[ who are you? ] my muse (civilian) asks your muse (criminal) about their double life.
[ cleaner ] your muse is a crime affiliated cleaner my muse calls to clear the evidence of a scene.
[ neighbors ] your muse (civilian) lives next door to my muse (criminal). one day, your muse sees something shocking through the window.
[ money’s good ] your muse convinces my muse to do a job with them.
[ wash up ] my muse is caught in the bathroom washing the blood from them by your muse.
[ massacre ] my muse is the sole survivor of an assassination placed on their family and is taken in by your muse.
[ sellout ] my muse (civilian) contacts your muse (law enforcement) to provide information on the gangster in their life.
[ knife ] my muse threatens your muse at knifepoint for information.
[ kidnap ] my muse is abducted by your muse because they belong to a prestigious (crime) family.
[ steal ] your muse steals something from my muse.
[ interrogate ] my muse (law enforcement) interrogates your muse about their crime affiliation.
[ watch out! ]my muse narrowly saves your muse from being shot.
[ loss ] our muses reconnect during a funeral.
[ hostage ] in a police standoff, my muse holds your muse hostage.
[ hideout ] after a job, our muses lay low in a new town.
[ getaway ]in the midst of a chase, the car of our muses break down.
[ stalk ] my muse (a detective/a rival criminal) is paid to keep a close eye on your muse (a gangster/a gangster’s significant other/a gangster’s child).
[ work ] your muse works at a business where gangsters frequent. you decide to get closer to my muse, one of the gangsters who come in, to see what really happens in the back.
[ undercover ] my muse (law enforcement) enters the criminal underworld to get close to your muse.