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New Balance, an athletic shoe company you probably think about twice a decade has come out in support of Donald Trump:

http://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump-new-balance-sneakers

Neo-Nazis, that ragtag bunch of fun loving youngsters, have declared New Balance as the new shoe of White People. As if there was ever any doubt.

Adam Pally and Yassir Lester do not like Donald Trump. AT ALL. So, we want you white dudes with New Balance shoes to give them up and give them to the homeless and needy. If you’re truly anti-Trump and want to make a difference, here’s a start.

Below you will find a link to homeless shelters near you by entering your zip code or city. Simply drop off your New Balances and wear something else. Tweet us at @adampally and @yassir_lester and show us the new kicks you’re rockin.

Also, side note- New Balances are the most swagless shoes in general. They’ve had a few good pairs, but really they just are the epitome of a stepdad who’s workin’ the grill, substitute teacher at a middle school in suburban Chicago sneaker that has ever existed. White people only started buying them cause they made wide sizes and when white people get old for some reason their feet get wide, probably from eating all that mayonnaise and cheese. But there are so many other ways now if you have an ugly white foot. Do better for yourself and the country.

Homeless shelters/homes near you:

http://www.shelterlistings.org/