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bert breathing his first air of freedom. he said goodbye to the cell he been given his clothes. the hat balances atop he berty head once again. god damn..... it such a time. such a time passed. bert slip into he Big Bert Pant. so familiar yet so far from he memory... am  bert a differen’t bert? how will bert be bert again with this shovel of wasted time being thumped against he forehead? the gate is being opened now. bert is dangling. he walk. forward a free man 

BERT.

berts identity forever a secret. you can search the pictures of him thru google and nothing will come up. bert gossip grill 

moregan free man thru de wormhole

bert have risen up out of the berty bucket. ready to get moving and give the world an egg-fisted middle finger. i am legend 

it’s me bert. on top of the world. bert has finally become enlightened. he know’s what it means to be...... why we’re all here. it all makes sense now..  bert is connected to you right now. bert’s post is having an affect on your universe. he’s glad

bert’s head worked up such a damn good shine that it now reflects more than an average mirror does

drinking some of this damn mystery drink sloshin it round the berty mouth

bert predicted the stock market crash of 1987 after hearing the kansas album Power in 1986.