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acheronist

spotted by the river

stitchposts

rootingformephistopheles

I haven't decided exactly where I'm gonna display it yet but thank you @stitchposts for my new art 🥰🥰

stitchposts

another w for sodomy

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tiktoksthataregood-ish

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

The first one was already funny but the second made me crack up :D

startledoctopus

LOL

augustdementhe

HAAAAA!

hidefdoritos

[Video description:

Tiktok user thehypegoblin faces the camera wearing a dark elf cleric cosplay. A robotic voice reads the text on the screen: "If your tits had a headphone jack what would they play?" She shoves an aux cord into her cleavage. From under the corset comes the audio "Suffocation! No breathing!" from Last Resort. She shrugs, nods, and makes a yep, that seems right face.

Cut to user casespotleson facing the camera looking inquisitive. He shoves an aux cord under his shirt collar. From under the shirt comes the audio "But you didn't have to cut me off" from Somebody That I Used to Know. He retorts, "Yes I did. Stop whining."

End vid description.]

mias-back-from-the-dead

reblog to stick a fruit sticker on a mutuals’ shirt where they can’t see

lesserknownwaifus

Lesser-known waifu: not Calvin's mom

rakdos-dogdyke

The whole story is really cute btw ^w^

when i say the symbolism in my life is currently heavy handed i am talking about how 'driving towards a difficult decision' is accomponied by thunder and ligthning and driving away from it while having slight doubts about said decision i am driving out of the tunnel and towards three (3!!!) rainbows with music randomly playing 'never again am i coming back!'

#there are more ridiclious details to this but i fear i gotta vague post #friend who i told about this/lived through part of this just started cackling until they were out of breath when told about the rainbows #listen i know you see what you wanna see but sincerely the amount of things that are currently happening is like.#I GOT IT OK. I GOT THE MESSAGE.#I AM DOING THE THING YOU CAN STOP NOW I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT #anyway. in the words of my therapist 'your life does currently sound a bit like a soap opera' (contemplative)#and if that's true can someone get this scriptwriter please a better editor #and possibly convince them that it's time for a beach episode #i think i earned a beach episode #but first! I gotta write most of my bachelor thesis in a week #*disappears again from the face of the earth*

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robotslenderman

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teetotailer

judygemstone

first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store

scavengedluxury

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

"Ja, das bin ich. Sie fragen sich wahrscheinlich, wie ich hierher gekommen bin".

hyrude

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

lamphous

matched set

homeofhousechickens

"Whats your favorite bird?" "Oh, chickens" "Those aren't birds haha" ??????????????????????????????????????

chick-it-out

parkchanwoohoo

strictlyfavorites

Wood chopping competition in Austrailia

jahaliel

Tree-felling is my favourite of all the woodchopping events. Every year I go to the local Show (like a state fair i guess?) and they have woodchopping and sawing competitions. (look i'm bi i appreciate the ladies sawing competition XD) but there is NOTHING like watching tree felling. and the competition at the Show is handicapped - so you have a delay based on how well you did in the trials. usually this is around 2-30 seconds and the commentator will say each number and people will start when their is called. (In this video it seems like everyone starts at once) I remember there was an older guy one year. I don't know how old - but he was weathered and grey haired and seemed like he had at least a couple decades on all the other competitors. (also might have been another competitors dad? this happens a lot) his handicap? over 80 seconds. You see how FAST these people are moving in the video? Most of this guys competitors were already working on their second ladder (past 50% of the way through the race) before he started. he came second. and only by like 3-4 chops. no movement was wasted, every ax-strike was precise, he was steady on his feet and the crowd was SCREAMING for it. anyway, i love this sport so much. def on the list of things to do with friends if you visit at the right time of year to see it

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usamirenko

nourishes it

keeps it warm

fills it with love

fills it with rice

refills sanity bar

grants it a blessing

athelind

The Most Tumblr Punchline

I've noted before that my favorite punchline on Tumblr is "hang on, gotta look something up/okay that's funny."

Let me explain why:

It is a way to say "I don't get it" without blaming the joke or the teller.

It is a tacit admission of ignorance without shame or judgement.

It assumes responsibility for acquiring the knowledge the respondent doesn't already have.

It cues other people who Don't Get It to do the look-up themselves, allowing them to get that full impact of Getting It without derailing the post with explanations.

It gives subsequent readers, whether or not THEY got the joke, a little frisson of good feelings when they realize that someone else is now In On The Joke.

It not only makes the original joke funnier, it gets funnier the more often it's used.

embervoices

This, and You Are One Of Today's Lucky 10,000 are very much things I love about Tumblr culture, yes!

scumtrout

Sometimes I just look at this photo of when people had to enjoy the local canal (not optional).

robotslenderman

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teetotailer

judygemstone

first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store

scavengedluxury

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

"Ja, das bin ich. Sie fragen sich wahrscheinlich, wie ich hierher gekommen bin".

sergle

this is the thing I was talking about where people are playing with their cats the way that cats play with eachother lmao

drtanner

HE KILLED HIM

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catasters

sighinastorm

Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.

noodles-07

asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are

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