A very tired student is trying their best.

actually you could play a game of 'did d'artegene talk about a women he's making heart eyes at or his friends' and it would get difficult.

i don't think i need plot. Isn't it enough to watch one to four brain cells work very hard to make something happening and coming to wildly entertaining if utterly stupid decisions?

i am still reading about those four braincells and i gotta say: no movie adaptation has ever come close to the levels of sheer 'lack of any feeling for consequences or forethought or survival instincts' that dartagene posesses. Or lack of shame, this man lies so. SO. much. They try to make him charming but hes just stupid, eh i mean. Stupidly overconfident. He assumes the worst immediately and doesn't spend a single second questioning if he could be wrong. And for some reason EVERYONE. and i mean EVERYONE. Is so sure of him and his virtue that they do not question his bullshit for a single second either.

everytime you think 'oh maybe one of the others has a braincell' you get violently reminded that no, among those four Dartagene might actually be the one with the most common sense, which is a frightening sentence to utter. What do you *mean* you left them alone for less than a week and one nearly became a priest and the other two shut ins who gambled away everything they had???

Not gonna lie, as much as I want to be helpful and comprehensible, I am very proud of provoking that reaction image.

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

When caught naked in public, the wise man hides his face not his genitals.

actually you could play a game of 'did d'artegene talk about a women he's making heart eyes at or his friends' and it would get difficult.

i don't think i need plot. Isn't it enough to watch one to four brain cells work very hard to make something happening and coming to wildly entertaining if utterly stupid decisions?

i am still reading about those four braincells and i gotta say: no movie adaptation has ever come close to the levels of sheer 'lack of any feeling for consequences or forethought or survival instincts' that dartagene posesses. Or lack of shame, this man lies so. SO. much. They try to make him charming but hes just stupid, eh i mean. Stupidly overconfident. He assumes the worst immediately and doesn't spend a single second questioning if he could be wrong. And for some reason EVERYONE. and i mean EVERYONE. Is so sure of him and his virtue that they do not question his bullshit for a single second either.

actually you could play a game of 'did d'artegene talk about a women he's making heart eyes at or his friends' and it would get difficult.

i don't think i need plot. Isn't it enough to watch one to four brain cells work very hard to make something happening and coming to wildly entertaining if utterly stupid decisions?

i am still reading about those four braincells and i gotta say: no movie adaptation has ever come close to the levels of sheer 'lack of any feeling for consequences or forethought or survival instincts' that dartagene posesses. Or lack of shame, this man lies so. SO. much. They try to make him charming but hes just stupid, eh i mean. Stupidly overconfident. He assumes the worst immediately and doesn't spend a single second questioning if he could be wrong. And for some reason EVERYONE. and i mean EVERYONE. Is so sure of him and his virtue that they do not question his bullshit for a single second either.

this is the best picture i’ve seen in my life. this is a million dollar picture.

Baby so happy , go little grape

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

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oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

heat waves will have you say off-base things like "schon bisschen frisch, oder" when it's 26 degrees instead of 30

sorry i meant to say heat waves will have you say off-base things like "schon bisschen frisch, oder" when it's 30 degrees instead of 38

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions