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pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

Not to sound like a broken record but does it make anyone else viscerally angry how we realized in the very recent past that we can successfully eradicate devastating human-specific diseases (smallpox) yet now there's a million people telling you not to vaccinate your kids against measles. I know I know "everyone will not just" but also for real we could never have measles again if everyone would just be cool

the petrova task force runs out of money and Stratt has to sell Grace to one direction

Suzanne Collins saw enemies to lovers, said fuck that, then gave us one sided beef to allies to fake dating to fake marriage to fake pregnancy to codependency to forced one sided beef to real pregnancy (twice)

If i was an 815 survivor and I found out we suddenly had a real bathroom and laundry with running water and soap and not only were Jack and Locke gatekeeping hygeine access but also regularly debating whether they should let THE ONLY FUNCTIONAL BATHROOM WITH CLEAN RUNNING WATER AND SOAP potentially blow up when we were already OUT OF ANTIBIOTICS while refusing to fulfill their actual claimed responsibilities of doctoring and hunting so everybody else is at risk of injury just to prove a philosophical point I would kill them with big rocks i would bludgeon their skulls while they slept.

i firmly believe that one of the reasons tumblr latched onto project hail mary so hard is because we're all so obsessed with the dead wife trope lately and grace is his own dead wife. half of the book/film is grace experiencing a dead wife montage about himself and that's beautiful to me

Torterra.....