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Blissfully Accidental (Phan Mpreg) (One Shot)
Phil's POV
"How could this possibly happen?" I whisper yell to myself.
Why?
We didn't plan on having kids...
Dan and I have been married for 3 years and it has been the greatest time of my life. Dan and I didn't really want kids. Dil was hard enough to handle and he is just a sim.
I take a few breaths and decide to call Mrs. Howell.
Mrs. Howell has always been a big part of my life. I adore her. Whenever I needed help she has been there for me ever since my mom died.
"Hello?" I hear her voice through the speaker.
"Mrs. Howell?"
"Phil, Are you okay?"
"I need help", I sobbed.
Thank god, Dan left for a collab and Louise's house.
"What happened?" She yelled.
I explained the situation and she told me to come over.
After I went, she gave me as much advice as she could and just told me I need to talk with Dan.
"Thank you for everything, Mrs. Howell."
"Of course, Phil. Anytime sweetie", she gave me a hug and I left.
Dan's POV
I was sitting next to Louise filming a video. We were prank calling people and just got off the phone with Louise's husband.
"I'm going to call my mum and tell her there is a bat in my bathroom", I chuckled.
I dialed her number and she answered.
"Hey mum!" I said in a scared tone.
"Dan are you alright?" She asked.
"Mum I need you. I didn't know who to call and I thought to call you because parental wisdom and all that", I sighed.
"Oh don't worry sweetie, Phil already told me", she said.
"What?!" I asked confused.
"Don't worry, Dan. You will be an amazing father", she said, happily.
"WHAT?!" I screamed.
"What?" She asked confused.
"What do you mean, I'll be a good dad?!"
"Phil, didn't tell you?" She gasped.
"No", I said.
I heard a click and knew she hung up the phone.
I look over at Louise and she was staring at me with wide eyes.
"Congratulations", She said, shocked.
I grabbed my stuff and went home.
The whole time I was on my way home I kept thinking of what to say or do.
I love Phil with everything I have and everything I am...
But a baby?!
I pull up to our house and run inside.
I saw Phil sitting on the couch watching TV.
"Phil", I sighed.
"Dan? What are you doing?"
"We are having a baby?" I stated.
He looked at me with wide eyes.
"H-How did you find out?" He asked me.
"My mom accidentally told me because she thought I knew", I informed him as I walked closer.
"Well, what do you think about it?" Phil asked, terrified.
"I'm scared... but I want it... It's our baby. We can figure it out along the way. I promise", I said.
Phil jumped into my arms and I kissed him deeply... After that we did some things that we could never show on YouTube...
I love Phil... I love our baby... and I couldn't wish for a better story.
#7
Harry has entered "Horny"
Liam has entered "Horny"
Louis has entered "Horny"
Liam: I need advice.
Louis: From us?
Liam: I want to propose to Niall.
Harry: Finally.
Louis: You sure you want to come to us for advice?
Liam: Your mine and Niall's best friends... You can help.
Louis: No because apparently to someone we aren't a couple.
Liam: This is awkward.
Louis: He hasn't asked me to be his boyfriend yet we have has sex every night.
Liam: Okay... I am going to be real with you... You have both admitted to me that you love each other. SO BECOME A COUPLE!!!
Harry has left the conversation
Louis: Douchedick
Liam: GO TALK TO HIM OR I AM EATING YOUR CARROTS
Liam has left the conversation
3 hours later...
Harry has entered the conversation
Harry: I'm sorry, Lou.
Louis: Whatever, Harry.
Harry: Will you be my boyfriend?
Louis: Do you really want me to be or are you doing this for sex?
Harry: I really like you...
Louis: I like you too... Yes I will be your boyfriend.
#6
Liam has entered "Horny"
Niall has entered "Horny"
Louis has entered "Horny"
Harry has entered "Horny"
Louis: I am so hung over
Liam: Your problem for being drunk
Harry: He was horny... I enjoyed it.
Niall: I should have video taped it.
Louis: You have video taped my moans... That is enough
Niall: Not to Larry shippers.
Zayn has entered "Horny"
Zayn: Sup
Zayn has left the conversation
Harry: What is up with him and leaving?
Liam: *shrugs*
Niall: Douchedick
Louis: Im so sore
Niall: Fucked him hard, didn't you, Haz.
Harry: We both enjoyed it
Louis: I don't remember it
Harry: Well I fucked you hard.
Niall: Louis...did I just hear you moan...?
Louis: Nooooooo...
Harry: BURMA
#5
Louis has entered "Niam Shippers"
Liam has entered "Niam Shippers"
Niall has entered "Niam Shippers"
Louis: I am horny I want my sexy Harry
Louis has changed chat name to "Horny"
Liam: Louis... Are you drunk?
Louis: Maybe
Niall: Louis go back to bed
Louis: I wanna get fucked by him. He is so gorgeous. GOTTA BE HIM
Niall: Did you just use our song title in the plead to have sex with Harry?
Louis: Yes.
Liam: Don't do that
Harry has logged into "Horny"
Harry: Wassup
Liam: Look at the messages
Louis: Hey Sexy
Harry: I will be there in 5... BURMA
Niall: This is just... I'm done.
Liam: I am horny
Niall: BURMA

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#4
Niall has entered "Larry 4 Life"
Louis has entered "Larry 4 Life"
Liam has entered "Larry 4 Life"
Harry has entered "Larry 4 Life"
Niall: I have a question
Louis: If it is about food I will murder you
Liam: Lou be nice
Harry: Ask your question.
Niall: If we were werewolves would we chase balls?
Liam: I'd chase yours.
Harry has changed chat name to "Niam shippers"
Louis: I ship it.
Liam: I have a question now
Niall: Ask
Liam: Wanna have a 4-way?
Harry: I have been waiting for this.
Louis: Why not?
Niall: That was surprisingly easy...
Harry: You new he was going to ask that?
Niall: I am in his room currently. I know everything.
#3
Louis has entered "Creepy"
Harry has entered "Creepy"
Louis: Hey Hazzy?
Harry: Yes, Boobear
Louis: How do you see me?
Harry: Boo... We live together.
Louis: No like... Do you see me as your...
Louis: Bestfriend, boyfriend, brother
Harry: I see you as MINE
Louis: Your what?
Harry: Just MINE...
Liam has entered "Creepy"
Liam: I ship it.
Liam has changed the chat name to "Larry 4 life"
Harry: Gotta Zayn
Harry has left the conversation
Louis: You are such a cockblock.
Liam: You know it. Gotta go... Niall is horny.
Liam has left the conversation
Louis: Dick
#2
Liam entered "Boys"
Niall entered "Boys"
Louis entered "Boys"
Liam: Wassup
Louis: Harry is the sexiest man alive and I love him
Niall: Okay...
Louis: How do I tell him?
Niall: Do what Liam did. Walk into the shower with Harry and fuck him till he yells he loves you. :)
Louis: What if he doesn't like me.
Liam: Are you serious? He totally likes you.
Louis: How can you be sure?
Niall: Trust him... He knows what he is talking about.
Louis: *nods head* Okay... I will tell him later.
Niall: Good... Larry is awesome by the way
Liam: Larry af
Louis: *Giggles* Good.
Niall: I ship it
Liam: LARRY!!!
Louis: This is getting weird...
Niall: I should video tape them having sex
Louis changed chat name to "Creepy"
Liam: You should do that Niall
Louis: Creeps
Louis has left the chat
Niall: Louis is gone... Wanna fuck?
Liam: *nods head* Sur
#1
Liam logged in to 'Boys'
Liam: Hello!!!
Niall: Sup sexy.
Louis: Niam in the house!
Harry: Stop being a cockblock, Lou.
Louis: Shut up, Peasant.
Liam: I got a Dog!
Niall: Name him Sexy Leprechaun.
Harry: Name him Curly.
Louis: Name him Carrot.
Liam: It's a girl... I named her Britt. Why did you assume it was a boy?
Harry: Well you are gay and we are all guys including Loki so we guessed...
Liam: Idiots.
Liam has logged off
Louis: He is so uptight.
Niall: But he is sexy ass hell.
Niall has logged off
Louis: They probably went to fuck
Harry: LOUIS!
Louis: What? Just stating the truth!
Harry has logged off
Louis: Forever alone.
Louis has logged off
One Direction!
All: Hello!
Louis: We
Niall: Are
Liam: One
Harry: Direction

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My One and Only
Dan stared back before quirking his brow. "Did you actually want to help me with my homework? If so, at least sit on my lap or something while you do," he spoke seductively, twiddling with the bottom of his shirt. Phil's breath quickened at the contact, working hard to focus on the sheets in front of him. "Alright...um. So walk me through what you would do for this problem." He pointed to the paper, cuddling in Dan's chest.
"I don't know, Princess," Dan mumbled. He loved tocall him Princess- he knew it got him going. "It's too hard." Dan teased,subtly rocking his hips forward. Phil bit his lip, shaking his head a little. Heknew what Dan was doing. He had played this game with him every time he cameover to 'study.' Phil could feel himself slowly getting hard. He cleared histhroat and focused on the pages in front of him. "Come on Dan. Show me how youdo this problem." "No, I don't know!" Dan whined, tracing his fingerover the equation. "I don't know if I start with the first or secondparenthesis," he spoke softly, pushing his hips back into his teachers andletting out a groan, yet again passing it off as something innocent- this timea sound of frustration. Phil watched as Dan's finger slowly traced overthe paper, suddenly remembering all the times he had ran that finger across hisskin, down his chest and into his–Phil shook himself out of the thought."Always start with the first." He said, his voice shaky as he felt Dan's hipsagainst his, his moan almost making him lose his thought. "You sure? I thought you said differently duringthe lesson," Dan spoke, tapping his pencil against the paper and trying tobegin the problem. "But what would I know? You look too hot up there for me tocare," Dan whispered, almost inaudibly. "Let's try to focus Dan." Phil chuckled, loving the compliment. "Let's try out this one." He pointed to the problem, knowing Dan really didn’t need this tutoring. He had the highest grade in the class. Not just because they were sleeping together, but because Dan was actually incredibly smart. He picked up in things and fully understood them at a faster rate than anyone he had ever seen. Dan sighed and completed the equation in almost a minute flat. "There, happy?" he mumbled. All he really wanted from today was some physical attention, and he was willing to do almost anything for it. "See you don't need any help. You got that with no trouble." Phil smiled, rubbing his hand encouragingly over Dan's hip. "No, I do need help," Dan moaned, lolling his head back onto Phil's shoulder. "With a lot of things," he whispered, blowing on Phil's ear. Phil moved his eyes to stare down at Dan,swallowing at the image of Dan's now open neck. "Like what? You seem to have these equations down." "Like, I haven't gotten boned in like a week," Dan pouted, licking Phil's earlobe. "I'm the best in the class, I think I deserve something?" He gently placed kisses along Dan's neck. "That's a good start, Mr. Lester," Dan cooed,rocking his hips back. Phil grinded down into Dan's lap "Ooh, that's good, teacher," Dan moaned. Heloved to call him teacher, it made him feel super dirty. Phil bit down, digging his nails into Dan's hipsas he pulled him closer. Phil bounced on Dan's lap, making an exaggeratedmoan.
Dan lifted Phil up, pushing the papers off the table and throwing him back against the table. He smirked before meeting his lips with Phil's. Phil laid back on the table, running his hands through his own hair and moaning obscenely. He shoved his tongue into Dan's mouth, loving how forward he was being. Dan thrust his hips against Phil's, moaning into his kiss. He ran his hand slowly down Phil's body, stopping only to stroke over his bulge. "You really shouldn't give out special treatment." Dan spoke in a breathy tone against his lips. "Yes I should, Dan, you want it too," Phil breathed out, tugging on Dan's tie and pulling it off. "Tell me what to do, push me around, please," he whimpered. "I want you to push me around, punishing me," Phil growled, jerking his hips up. He had a really big kink for the whole teacher/student thing, which was really perfect for him- he lived it, but it was even hotter to him when he was being dominated. "You want to be punished huh?" Dan smirked, running his finger along Phil's boxers seam. He kissed along his jawline as he spoke.
Phil let out a low gasp and rocked his hips up. "Y-yeah, you know I like it rough," he whispered harshly. Dan ripped Phil's boxers off, then stood up to remove all of his clothes. He grinned as he reached to pull off Phil's shirt, throwing it on the floor and urgently meeting his lips again. He ran his hands up Phil's arms, holding them down against the table as he grinded his hips into Phil's. "Yes, just like that, fuck," Phil whimpered, sucking Dan's lip into his mouth and pulling on it with his teeth. He jerked his hips up rapidly, making their cocks brush together. Dan bit down on Phil's neck again, putting both his wrists into one of his hands. Dan licked his fingers slowly as he stared down at Phil, then moved them down to his hole. "Alright Mr. Lester. Are you ready for your punishment?" "Yes, sir," Phil moaned seductively, not bothering to struggle his hands out of the restraints. Dan pressed his finger in, feeling so dirty after being called sir. But he loved that he was in control, pumping his finger in and out of Phil. He met his lips with his, nibbling on his bottom lip as he pushed into him. Phil opened his mouth wide, letting loose a breathy moan. He pushed himself back on Dan's finger. Dan moaned quietly against Phil's lips, slowly pressing in another finger. He tightened his grip on Phil's wrists, dying to let them go and run them over his body. But he promised Phil his reward. "Please give me more," Phil pleaded, his cheeks turning bright pink. Dan smiled, pushing in a third finger and pumping quickly. "Please give me more, Phil." Dan chuckled quietly, knowing how much Phil loved calling him that. Phil's body shuddered, biting his lip. "Phil," he growled. Dan moaned, nibbling along Phil's jaw as he spread out his fingers. "Are you ready, Phil?" He whispered into his ear. Phil smirked before getting up to a sitting position, rolling his chest up as he did so. "Let me ride you on the chair," Phil growled, pressing his bare chest to Dan's. Dan chuckled, pulling his fingers out of Phil and wrapping both his hands under his thighs. He picked him up off the table, his legs wrapping around his waist. "Whatever you want." Dan smiled, walking over to his chair and sitting back against it as Phil straddled his hips. Phil growled seductively, ghosting his puckered hole over Dan's tip. "Am I wet enough to take you?" he mumbled. "Just do it and find out. I thought you liked it rough." Dan smirked, winking as he stared up at Phil. Phil licked his lips and slowly sunk down on Dan, finding it a little difficult. His head flung back upon feeling his teacher's length fill him. Dan moaned loudly as he felt Phil close around him, then he started pumping into him, slowly at first. He reached down to grasp Phil's cock, stroking it in tune with his thrusts. The rocking of the chair and the thrusting of their hips together made Dan's head fuzzy with pleasure. He picked up the pace, biting his lip as he stared at Phil. Phil's jaw hung open, rolling off a long, deep moan as he slid up and down on Dan's cock. "Fuck, yes," he whined, rolling his hips back and forth. Dan pumped harder, throwing his head back against the chair. The rocking of it causing him to hit Phil's prostate hard, over and over. Phil cried out, mumbling obscenities in Dan's ear before sucking on his earlobe. He gripped the back of the chair behind Dan's shoulders to gain his balance, bouncing solidly on his cock. Dan grunted, getting so close. His stroked even faster, thrusting into Phil deep and hard, hitting that perfect spot roughly with each pump into him. "Oh god Phil." Dan half moaned, his voice getting high as his orgasm creeped closer. "You're so big," Phil groaned, trying his best to dirty talk with how flustered he was. His vision turned blurry as he turned close, grunting each time he slammed down. The sound of skin rapidly slapping together drove him mad. "You've done.....so well....Mr...Lester." Dan breathed out, his rhythm getting sloppy. The sounds Phil was making sent him over the edge, his body shuddering underneath Phil's. He pumped through his orgasm, digging his nails into Phil's hip as he was overwhelmed with pleasure. Phil felt the familiar filling sensation as Dan came, sending a wrecking shudder through his body. "Fuck," he shouted, striping Dan's chest with searing white. Dan groaned as he felt Phil tighten around him. His pumping slowing as his orgasm faded. He fixes his gaze on Phil's face, always so mesmerized by the beauty in it. Phil whined and moaned, spreading his legs wide to help himself roll his hips with ease. "Like that?" he whispered, finding a sensual look on Dan's face as he slid off of his high. "Oh god yes." Dan breathed out, moving into Phil. "Do you...feel satisfied now Mr. Lester?" Dan panted, gripping his hips tight and moving them hard against his, loving the feel of their bodies moving together. "Yeah," Phil breathed out, rocking back and forth on Dan's lap. While he was riding off his orgasm, he still liked having Dan inside of him. "Yes, Phil." Dan gave Phil a playful, mischievous look, gently swiveling his hips under Phil. Phil let out a content sigh, placing a kiss to Dan's chin. He pulled back slowly, letting Dan's length slide out.
"You know, Dan...", Phil trailed off.
"Hmm", He sighed, tired.
"We should be a little more careful for our little girl", Phil whispered, putting his hands on his tiny baby bump.
Dan gave a little chuckle and kissed Phil's tummy.
"I love you both so much", Dan smiled.
"We love you too", Phil whispered.
Name: Bethany Dean Howell
Mother: Phil Lester
Father: Dan Howell
Birthday: December 25th 2016
Ours
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I hope you enjoy this one. It's short but it was requested and I love it. Enjoy!!
Dan's POV
"DAN!" Phil screamed from our lounge.
I ran to him as quick as possible. "Are you okay? What is going on?"
"I want a baby", Phil blurted.
"What?" I asked, shocked.
He had never brought up kids before. We aren't even out to our fans yet.
"I'm ready... I want a child. We have been together for 8 years. Please", Phil pleaded.
"Do you think that we are ready?" I asked him.
He looked at me, pleadingly. "I really think we can", He whispered.
I sighed... I'd do anything to make him happy... It's not like I didn't want kids. I always have.
"Let's do it", I nodded.
"Really?" He asked excitedly.
I nodded.
He hugged me and went to get ready.
"Wait today?" I asked.
He nodded. "Yeah, I made an appointment at the orphanage."
"You made an appointment before I said yes?" I questioned.
"Yeah. I knew you would say yes. If you didn't do it now I would have taken you to bed and asked", he smirked.
I blushed.
"Let's go", he said.
------ 2 hours later------
We arrived at the orphanage and a woman named Allyson lead us to the rooms.
"Room 1 is ages 1 month through 1 year. Room 2 is ages 1 through 13 years old. Room 3 is 13 through 17 years old", Allyson explained at went back to work.
"Do you want a baby, toddler, preteen or teenager?" I asked, Phil.
"I kinda want a newborn", Phil answered.
We walked into room 1 and looked through the kids.
Name: Pj Liguori
Gender: Male
Birthday: December 11th
No
Name: Chris Kendall
Gender: Male
Birthday: October 2nd
Nope
Name: Louise Pentland
Gender: Female
Birthday: April 28th
We went through all the kids till I saw one little boy in the very corner of the room.
Name: Dillon Ryder
Gender: Male
Birthday: March 3rd
I looked at him and knew... He was my baby.
"Phil", I said, not taking my eyes off Dillon.
Phil walked over and gasped.
"It's him", Phil whispered.
"Have you made a decision?" Allyson asked, walking in.
I nodded. "We want Dillon", I answered.
She smiled and picked up Dillon. She carried him down to her office with us following.
She handed Dillon to Phil and gave me the paperwork to sign.
We signed it and left.
------- Back at home --------
I carried Dillon inside and sat down.
Phil stroked Dillon's cheek and said, "Hey Dil, we are going to be your new papa's."
And that was how Phil and I started our family.
Coffee Break
(A/N This is a short one but it is adorable. It was requested but they asked to not be mentioned. So if you are the person that requested this, I hope you enjoy this!!!!)
Dan's POV
I was walking down the hallway on my way to the locker when my friend Louise walked up to me.
"Did you hear about the new kid?" She asked me.
I shook my head.
"He is really innocent", She said before catching up with her boyfriend Matt.
I chuckled at continued to my locker. When I got there I saw someone trying to access it. I went up to him.
"What are you trying to do with my locker?" I asked, him with a glare.
He looked at me with widened eyes.
"I-I'm sorry. I-I thought it was m-my locker p-please d-don't hurt m-me", he whimpered.
He must be the new kid.
"It's alright. Let me see your locker assignment", I said, in a calming voice.
He handed me the paper quickly.
I looked at it.
"Okay. Your locker is this one", I said, pointing to the locker next to mine.
"Sorry", he whispered.
"It's okay... What is your name?" I asked him.
"Phil. You?" He looked at me, with so much innocence in his eyes.
"Dan", I smiled. "You know... your are really cute", I smiled at him.
He blushed and looked down, "You are too."
I knew in that moment... that it was the start of something beautiful.
*Flashback Over*
"And that is how I met your papa", I said, listening to my little boy, Jamie gurgle.
"What a wonderful way to meet", Phil smiled at me.
3rd POV
I met Phil that day 8 years prior... 4 year prior they got married... and 1 month prior Phil gave birth.
They drank their coffee and told their son about all the times they spent together... There favorite was the moment was the one they were in... where they were the perfect little family... and they wouldn't change it for the world.
I Will Fight For You
Warnings: Angst
Phil's POV
"Are you sure Phil?" Dan asked me as he thrusted one last time and his knot popped.
"Yes", I said, breathless.
He kissed my neck and then bit.
We were mated. He is officially mine... Only mine. And I'm his.
x_x
"How are you pregnant?" My mother yelled at me.
We had just gotten back from the doctor. He said that I was 6 weeks pregnant. Of course it's Dan's.
"I had sex", I said she shrugged and walked off.
X_X
I was in my room texting my boyfriend. I love him so much.
"Pup, we need to talk." My mom says as she walks into my room.
"Um, alright. What about?"
"You need to stay away from that Alpha."
"Dan?" I ask and she nods. "Why? He hasn't done anything wrong."
"He's a menace. He plays with others like they're a toy. You deserve better, Phil."
"No! He loves me", I said standing up.
"No. He is just going to use you", She said, raising her voice.
"Don't say that!" I snapped.
"Look... I tried being nice but now I'm mad. You are never going to see him again", She said sternly.
"I have to", I yelled at her.
"Why?" She smirked... She is about to have a cow.
"He mated me", I screamed.
I pulled down my collar to show her my mating mark.
She gasped. She touched the mark.
"You are never seeing him again", she said, grabbing my phone and leaving my room.
I walk to the door to get my phone when I realized.
"She locked me in here?" I growled.
I grab a backpack and a bunch of my stuff and leave.
I don't stop till I get to Dan's. He is a year older so he is 18 and lives on his own. He is a senior and decided that now he is mated he will go to college close by.
Dan's POV
I was waiting for Phil to reply to my text when I heard a knock.
I opened the door and see Phil with a backpack.
"Phil?" I asked, letting him in.
He looked at me and fell into my arms.
"Dan", he sobbed.
I led him to the couch and he sat on my lap.
"What's going on baby?" I whispered to him.
"My mom said I wasn't allowed to see you again", He cried.
"What?" I gasped.
"She thinks you just want to use me", he sobbed harder. "Can I stay here?"
"Of course, Princess. You can stay as long as you want", I kissed his head and just held him.
+_+ (Phil's POV)
It's been a week since I started living with Dan and it has been amazing... but now he is asking questions.
"Phil, Please let me take you to the doctor. I hate seeing you so sick", he begged, sitting on the ground next to me.
He doesn't know yet...
"I don't need a doctor", I shook my head.
"Phil. You are always throwing up, your scent has changed, you are always tired and sore. There is something wrong", Dan pleaded.
"I don't need a doctor because I know what's wrong", I said.
"Then tell me", He begged.
"I'm pregnant", I whispered.
"I'm a dad?" He said, excitedly.
"Your excited?" I asked him.
"Of course I am", He said.
I sighed. A weight was lifted off my shoulders.
"I love you", I whispered.
"I love you more", he kissed my lips.
*_*
Phil later gave birth to a beautiful little girl they named Jane Lillian Howell. Â They thought it was the perfect name.
When Phil gave birth Dan said, "I fought for you, Phil... And I am never letting go."
Phil had only see his mother once since he left and it was 2 months after he moved in with Dan.
She told him he had to go home but since he was living with his mate he wasn't going anywhere. he needed his mate... especially now that he has a baby. After that she never ever came back. Dan, Phil, and Jane did not care... because they had each other.
Name: Jane Lillian Howell
Born: September 1st 2016
Father: Daniel James Howell (Alpha)
Mother: Phil Michael Lester (Omega)
Gender: Alpha
This Can’t Happen
Warning: Angst and talk of abortion
Phil's POV
"This can't be happening", I whispered looking down at the plus sign.
"The one time I go out and drink. I find someone hot and have sex and now I'm pregnant?" I whispered at myself.
I don't even know who the father is. I only know his face and the name Dan... I wish I knew where he was.
"Phil are you alright?" Phil's mom asked through the bathroom door.
"Yeah", I answer.
I quickly throw away the pregnancy test and leave the room.
"You were in there for awhile", My mom said, trying to see if there is anything she should know.
"Yeah. I really needed the toilet", I said, going to my room.
I sit on my bed thinking of my choices. I can't have the baby. I just can't. I'm still in school. I don't even know where the father is. I'm only 16!
Next Day...
I walked into my classroom. I was about 30 minutes early so it was only me but that is okay.
"Hi. I'm a new teacher. What is your name?" I heard a voice say.
I look up and gasped... It was him.
"Dan?" I whispered.
He looked at up at me from he papers and he dropped them.
"Phil?" He gasped.
Crap...
"I thought you were 18", He whispered, shocked.
"I thought you weren't", I said.
I honestly thought he was 16.
"Fuck I slept with a student", Dan said, putting his hands over his eyes and sitting on the desk next to mine.
"You did more than that", I whispered.
"What?" He asked, looking at me.
I didn't mean to say that. Should I tell him?
"Phil?" Dan whispered.
"I'm pregnant", I blurted, shutting my eyes.
I didn't hear anything so I open my eyes and see Dan staring at me in shock.
"I'm a dad?" He asked.
I shook my head. "No, you will not be a dad", I said to him.
"You can't keep me away from my child", Dan snapped at me.
I looked at the desk. "I won't need to keep you away... I'm getting an abortion", I look up at him and he looks heartbroken.
"You can't get rid of my child", He pleaded.
I glared at him. "I don't have a choice. I'm 16. I can't take care of a baby", I glared a him.
"But I can. Please don't do this", he begged, eyes filling with tears.
"I'm sorry... but my mind is made up", I whispered.
I grabbed my stuff and left the classroom. I can't deal with school today.
2 hours later
I drove myself to the clinic... I had an appointment for an abortion.
I have been sitting in the car for about 10 minutes... Trying to talk myself into this.
Would I regret it later on?
I sat there for about 15 more minutes before I made my choice.
Next day
I walk into school and go straight to Dan's classroom.
He wasn't there. There was someone else there.
"Hi. I'm Looking for Mr. Howell", I said.
"I'm filling in for him. I'm Mrs. Pentland."
"Can you tell me where to find him?" I asked.
"Whatever you need him for, I'm sure I can help", she said.
"It's personal", I said looking at the ground.
She just shook her head and gave me his address.
"That easy?" I whispered, walking to my car.
I drove to his house and knocked.
I knocked for a good five minutes before he opened the door.
He looked like a zombie. Red rimmed eyes, tear tracks, and bags under his eyes.
"What do you want?" He asked walking inside his house.
I followed him into the living room.
"I wanted to talk to you", I stated.
"Why? You already killed my baby. Wanna rub it in more?" He glared at me.
"I didn't get the abortion", I informed him.
"What?" He asked.
Standing up from the couch.
"I couldn't get rid of it... Our child", I said, looking at him.
"Our baby", he whispered.
"Yeah. We will be parents", I said, putting my hands on my belly.
He walked closer and sat in front of me.
"Hi baby. I'm your daddy. I'm so excited to meet you", He said, and kissed my stomach.
He stood up and looked at me.
"You aren't alone. I will help you through everything. I want this child", Dan said and hugged me.
+_+
That night me and Dan went to my house and told my mother.
She was proud that me and Dan have a plan.
+_+
When I was 8 months pregnant I moved in with Dan.
I hate that he is so nice. I love Dan. Why did I have to fall for him.
I was sobbing in the guest room. I just hope he doesn't hear me.
"Phil", I heard Dan yell as he ran in the room.
"What?" I whimpered.
"Are you okay? Are the baby's okay?" He asked quickly, and checked me to make sure I was alright.
"I'm fine", I sobbed.
"Why are you crying?"
"Because you don't love me. You probably will take the baby when it's born. I love you but you don't love me", I sobbed.
"Baby. Please stop crying", He whispered putting me in his lap.
"I can't", I whispered.
"I do love you, Princess. How could I not? Your amazing and you are giving me a baby", He said, nuzzling my hair.
"You love me?" I whispered.
He nodded.
I leaned in and kissed his lips.
+_+
Phil gave birth to a little girl they named Emily Samantha Howell-Lester.
Dan and Phil stayed together and eventually married.
The teachers at the school weren't exactly happy when they learned about Emily but they didn't have Dan arrested. 16 is legal age.
Name: Emily Samantha Howell-Lester
Born: November 25th 2016
Father: Daniel James Howell
Mother: Philip Michael Lester

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Isn't She Lovely
Dan's POV
"Is this Dan Howell?" Someone asked.
"Um... Yes... Who is this?" I questioned.
"This is London Hospital. A Phil Lester went into labor and asked us to call you", She said.
I hung up and took off.
Phil and I have been married for 6 years. We have wanted kids for as long as we have been together.
We finally got lucky on our 6 year anniversary. We had discovered he was pregnant and it was the greatest day of our life... until now.
I pull up to the hospital and I go straight to the information desk.
"My name is Dan Howlter, I'm here for Phil Howlter", I said, out of breath.
She told me it was room 211 and I ran.
I burst through the door to see Phil holding a little pink bundle.
"Dan", Phil smiled.
"Its a girl?" I whispered.
He nodded.
I walked over and sat next to him. I looked down at this little baby and cried.
"Why are you crying?" Phil whispered.
"We have tried for a baby for so long, Phil... We finally have a baby. A little girl. Our Princess", I sobbed.
I put my hand next to our daughters hand and she wrapped her little fingers around my index finger... She was so beautiful... my little girl.
"I named her", Phil whispered.
"What did you choose?" I asked, not taking my eyes off of my daughter.
"Allyson Kamryn Howlter", Phil answered.
"I love it... It's perfect for her", I kissed his forehead.
"Do you want to hold her?" Phil asked me.
I nodded, quickly.
He put Allyson in my arms and adjusted her to make sure she was perfect.
She looked at me with her light blue eyes.
"She has your eyes", I whispered, mesmerized by our little girl.
"Yeah... she has your hair", He informed me, pulling off the little pink hat slowly.
He was right. Ally had a little bit of brown hair.
"She is so beautiful", Phil whispered, putting his head on my shoulder.
"She is", I sighed.
"Hey Dan", Phil murmured.
"What?" I asked, looking at him.
"We are a family", Phil chuckled.
"We are a family, Phil... and I love our family."
"Isn't she lovely", Phil whispered.
"Isn't she beautiful?" I whispered back.
Name: Allyson Kamryn Howlter
Born: February 15th 2016
Weight: 7 pounds 5 ounces.
Length: 19.5 inches.
Phan One Shot
Dan's POV
"Dan are you ready?" I heard Phil yell.
I ran down the stairs with my phone and keys.
"This is it", Phil said as we walked to the door.
"It is", I smile. I kiss him hard and then we walked out the door.
*SKIP THE CAR RIDE*
We run into the hospital and go to the information desk.
"We are looking for Anne Marie", I said.
She told us the room and we ran down the hall.
"Anne?" I ask as I knock on the door.
"Come in", I heard.
"Hey", I whispered.
"Hey Dan, Phil", she said.
She has a baby in her arms.
"Here she is", she whispered handing us the baby.
She was the surrogate we hired to have our baby.
"Thank you", I whispered looking down at our new baby.
I handed our daughter to Phil.
"She is gorgeous", he said.
I walked up to Anne and hugged her.
"Thank you so much", I cried on her shoulder.
"Your welcome. You wanted a baby I am happy I could make that happen", Anne smiled.
"Still thank you", Phil said smiling at her.
"Your welcome. I am going to get some sleep. They said that you can bring her home today after getting her name", Anne informed us.
"Okay. Good night", I smiled.
Me and Phil brought our daughter to the waiting room.
"So do you have a name?" A nurse asked.
"Oh yes. We decided on Karma Anne Howell", Phil answered.
"Thank you", she said walking away.
"We are a family Phil", I chuckled looking at our daughter.
"We are", he said.
This family is all I have ever wanted in my life.
"I love you", I said to Phil.
"I love you too" he replied back.
"And I love you, Karma", I said grabbing her hand.
"Let's go home", Phil said.
We stood up and walked out of the hospital. We were ready to start our new life.