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tip-toeing around the george fandom on tumblr because i love the horrors toto inflicts upon him. i love mercedes treating him like the second driver, but in an anthropological way. in the way i like seeing the heroine of bluebeard marry a man i know has murdered his first six wives and he is going to attempt to murder this one too. i love feeling sad on george's behalf. i love that toto is evil. i love that george married himself to his father-boss and is coming to the burgeoning realisation that his husband is insidious. am i the only one? i need to follow blogs who feel the same. who see george as a gothic heroine breathing damply in the haunted house that is mercedes.
feels good as fuck to know no matter how dire it gets thereās another bitch with a blog going through the same god damn thing almost word for word somehow
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toto saying that kimi could have challenged lewis today is straight up delusional considering he was going off track to catch up with george so much that it resulted in him getting penalized.
like we've been knowing that toto favors kimi, but i think today was really proof that toto's personal feelings towards kimi are actually affecting the team as a whole. he's not focusing on the bigger picture. he wants to see kimi dominate at all costs to the point where's he's saying irrational shit to the media. he wants kimi to be his super-star so bad.
if kimi didn't dnf he would have finished behind george and lando anyways. i have a very hard time believing there was any scenario in which kimi would have won over lewis. lewis pace was great, the ferrari strategy was superior. it is what it is.
and instead of acknowledge that, toto wants to go around making vague comments about george hindering babyboy kimi's race.
playe(r) (p)ro(f)il(ing): gabe perreault, new york rangers
So Monty @moncuries asked me to write a breakdown of GP94ās game, and after sitting on it and absently scrolling through his highlights, I decided what the hell sure. Hereās my thoughts on Gabe as a player, with my added rpf commentary for you sickos to chew on.
Disclaimer: Iām not a hockey analyst or a coach. Iāve never played hockey in my entire life. Iām not a Rangers, Wolfpack, or BC Eagles fan. My qualifications include years of yelling at my TV from my couch and statsposting on Reddit. I encourage you to watch his tape on your own and make your own conclusions.Ā
Basics š
Position: right wing (played LW at NTDP and BC)
Height: 180cm / 5ā11ā (probably shorter)
Weight: 81 kg / 180 lbs (probably lighter)
Shoots: leftĀ
Stick: CCM P90TM (Tavares) with a max blade, 70 flex, 57ā (as of 2025)
Hardest Shot: 77.78 mph, <50th Percentile šĀ
Max Skating Speed: 21.84 mph, <50th Percentile š„“
Offense: 64% EV Offense šĀ
Quick hits š: playmaker, hockey iq, swiss army knife
Gabe finds good opportunities to sneak in and poke his teammatesā shots into the net. He tries to stay hidden on the DL, because he canāt outthug defenders.
Gabeās offense is rated at 64% and his finishing at 61% (fairly high for a rookie), which implies that his offensive strength primarily comes from finishing plays and getting the puck in the net. However, his goals are at a miserable 32% and despite how bad the Rangers were this season, he has a 93% teammate quality boost.
Part of this is because almost all of his goals are from directly in front of the net, off another teammateās rebound.
The 3 stray goals are 2 Hail Mary āwhat the fuck sureā shots, and 1 empty netter š
His goals come from him positioning himself on the doorstep to redirect or tip in a shot/rebound, or him slipping through net front scrambles to dish the puck into the goal. He has super soft hands and very strong spatial awareness, which strengthen his ability to wriggle through crowds.
He also has a tendency to go unnoticed by defensemen, due to his smaller stature. A lot of Rangers fans and reporters can complain that Gabe ādisappearsā in games, but personally I see it as an active choice to making his presence more hidden so he can poke the puck into the net.
Notice how Gabe drifts down the ice towards the net, avoiding any pressure from DeMelo (WPG 2, the dman āmarkingā him) and evading Hellebuyckās line of sight. He doesnāt draw attention to himself, and if he hadnāt intentionally set up the perfect redirect angle, heād look like a passenger on this play.
However, part of the reason why he dropped draft rank is less because teams were concerned about his size, more because teams were concerned about how concerned he was about his size. Heās very conscious of his size: itās a combination of using it to his advantage and being too insecure to make big plays.
Shoot the Puck (haha jk unlessā¦?) š¶āš«ļø
Gabe has a bad shot; heās trying to fix this by getting bigger and stronger.
Gabe recorded a whopping 0 slapshots or 1-timers this season 𫪠and only a few snapshot attempts (none of which resulted in goals). This is pretty appalling for a lefty RW, because lefties and RWs are expected to be the 1T merchants, second to only righty centers. Keller (UTA 9), Kane (DET 88), and Zuccarello (MIN 36) are 3 lefty right wingers with similar build and playstyle to Gabe, and all of them have a 1T at varying degrees of efficacy.
Note: Their heat maps are less ādangerousā than Gabeās because compared to the rest of their team, their shots arenāt as lethal. However, all 3 of them stunt on Gabe so bad so donāt take this the wrong way lol.
Thereās a few lefty RWs who donāt have a 1T, but most of them donāt play on scoring lines. The ones who do that I know off the top of my head are Knies (TOR 23) and Rantanen (DAL 96), who both have something Gabe lacks: Knies has advantage in size, and Rantanen has advantage in skating.
What Kniesy can do as a right winger is simply shove guys out of the way to make space for his relatively weaker shots š§±
Kniesy just fucking slaps Zub away LMAO. His flicked shot doesnāt have any real control or power behind it, and itās a pretty lucky goal all things considered.
What Rantanen can do as a winger is dance through guys and set up for another player to slap that shit at a goalie, sliding in for the rebound if it misses. As we know, Gabe is both a smaller player and a slower player. Normally, this wouldnāt be a bad thing: Rane is slow too! (His max skating speed is slower than Gabeās actually.) Rane makes up for this with vision, reflexes, and edges; heās a š motherfucker and makes flashy fucking plays.
Rane isnāt actually skating that fast, heās just using his edges and his hands to undress the Jets defensemen. Heās a huge fucking guy but he doesnāt need to shove people around. You know, I actually like the Jets, IDK why I chose clips of them taking lashings. Maybe bc they really sucked this year so it makes for a teachable moment lol.
More than anything though, both Knies and Rantanen play with the confidence of two guys who know they canāt be pushed around. It obviously helps that theyāre both built like š“š« but itās still important to recognise. A lot of big wingers donāt play with size confidence, like Patrik Laine (MTL 92). A lot of small players play with size confidence they donāt have, like Caufield (MTL 13) and DeBrincat (DET 93).
Gabe the player would be better emulating Raneās game, focusing on edges and puck handling, but Gabe the guy has been bulking, conditioning, and hitting cardio to transition into a Knies-type player. This is pretty interesting if you consider how most of the NTDP and Eagles guys to come out of his years are undersized multi-position forwards.
Why Gabe specifically focuses on his size over his skating or his handling could be a combination of feeling outmatched by other small NTDP guys and thinks his best chance at getting a step over them is by getting bigger than them (the looming spectre of Will āSmithā Hockey is evergreen), or heās too influenced by Wolfpack and Rangers playstyle, which prioritise big hits and slower, more powerful skating, and is trying to reshape his game to fit the rosters because he wants to stay in New York.
Quebec Qonnection š„Æ
Gabe is best at setting up shots on the left side, and Laffy has been the best at finishing his set up. NYR is satisfied with his passing ability, but Gabe wants to get better at scoring too.
Gabe has the NTDP⢠forward versatility, where he can switch between LW (his strong side) and RW (his weak side) with relative fluidity. For the most part as a Ranger, heās been playing RW on paper, but whatās interesting is that heāll start on RW for face offs and heāll set himself up on the right when heās in the d-zone, but heāll stick to the flank during zone transitions, meaning he positions himself on the left during the attack. Most entries and breakways, heāll slide to the left (take it back now yāall šŗ).
Notice Gabe (rightmost Ranger) starts in the d-zone on the right flank. When the Rangers transition into the o-zone, Gabe stays at the wall and pivots, putting him on the left flank.
Heās a lefty, so his shot is inwards when heās facing forward. LafreniĆØre (13) twists his body so his curve is facing Gabe for the pass, then Gabe passes it without spinning/turning right onto Zibanejadās (93) blade, and Mika nets it right in front of the goal š
My guess for why Gabe (or Sullivan) chooses this positioning is that the Rangers scoring centers are righties: Laba (42), Trocheck (16), and Mika are all righty, so they can catch a pass coming from the left on their curve and dish it in. Edstrƶm (84) and Miller (8) are lefty; Edstrƶm is a 4th line grinder so he doesnāt apply here, and Gabe kinda sucked on JTās wing.
But the teammate that Gabe has the most chemistry with isnāt a center, itās LW 1st overall sacrificial lamb Alexis LafreniĆØre. Laffy and Gabe are both lefties, but Laffy has been developing a solid weak side wrister that he can shoot when heās on the right and Gabe is on the left.
Gabe (bottom left) is on the right flank (weak side) in his own zone, then on the transition he stays against the wall, putting him on the left flank (strong side) while Laffy splits and skates right side (his weak side) into the slot for a 1-2 punch goal.
This is a change from NTDP and BC, where Gabe recorded the most goals out of the Gabe - Smith - Leonard line at NTDP and BC, in part because heās playing RW instead of LW (previously, Leno played RW as a righty and fed Gabe a lot of passes) and also because the speed of NHL play hinders his shot strength. This whole shot strength thing clearly bothers him too.
For fast skaters, most of their shot power comes from lower body strength and stick strength due to physics reasons (kinetic chain, blah blah boring stuff). MacKinnon (COL 29) and McDavid (EDM 97) are good examples of this; neither of them have super hard shots, but they move so fucking fast that the energy transfer from their thighs to their wrists to their shot makes the puck explode from their blade.
If youāre a slower skater like Gabe, it requires a lot more upper body control and strength, or a higher flex (or both). What comes to mind is Boldy (MIN 12, really good arm strength), Zegras (PHI 46, really good hand/wrist strength), and Ovechkin (WSH 8, really good torso strength). Since Gabeās flex is fairly low and his blade is flat at max height to optimise control over power, his power has to come from his upper body and waist, but instead of practising a harder shot, heās trying to get bigger.
Defense: 19% EV Defense šĀ
Quick hits š: forecheck, reactive, strong sense of control
Quick hits š: easily overwhelmed, unphysical, reckless/careless
Forecheck š, Backcheck š (Paycheck š?)
Gabeās defensive play relies on his forecheck skills, which are severely hindered by his size. He picks smaller matchups to maximise success.
Thereās no nice way to say this: Gabe SUCKS at defense. Sure heās a scoring winger so he doesnāt need to put up Selke numbers, but the other reason why he dropped draft rank is because his hesitance in defensive plays made for catastrophic errors.
Blue is good, red is bad. Since Gabe plays weak side in the d-zone and transitions at the flank, heās prone to giveaways and turnovers (when he pivots, the puck is facing away from the boards towards center ice, exposing it to opposing sticks, which he isnāt strong enough to muscle off). All of them happen at the dots and in the slot, which are the most high-danger zones for opposing teams š§
Since becoming a fixture on the Rangers, heās been making efforts to improve his forechecking and backchecking through man-on-man matchups. Instead of getting in between passing lanes or blocking shots, Gabe instead locks in on the player with possession to pressure them through stick and poke checks. It doesnāt require intentional physicality (heās not checking anyone into the boards), which he always avoids in games.
In this play against Ćstlund (BUF 86), Gabe positions himself on the left side (strong side) of Ćsty and forces him towards the boards without actually checking him. Gabe either knows heās not strong enough to throw Ćsty into the boards, or he knows that Ćsty is wily as hell and could easily slip out of a poorly positioned check (and all of Gabeās checks are poorly positioned checks š) so he sticks to nagging.
It works in his benefit because Ćsty is several pounds lighter and several inches smaller, so he canāt shrug Gabe off. Gabe stays on Ćsty for the sole purpose of breaking up Ćstyās stick play, all while avoiding a hit.
Gabe shoots left but heās right handed, which is why you see him go for the poke check here. He keeps his right (dominant) hand on the knob of his stick to maximise its length for ultimate pesky business, and swipes at the puck with renewed reach. Gabe only steals the puck once theyāre a few feet apart and Gabe can manipulate Ćstyās stick rather than the puck itself, since Ćsty has a lower stick flex, making it easier to move.
Gabe relying on his persistence over his actual strength or his stick skills means his poke checks fail on anyone who can ragdoll him or dodge his slower pressure.
Chalant King š
Gabe takes a lot of stupid reckless penalties because heās bad at sudden changes in his direction/momentum and heās very easily ragebaited.
Gabe takes some DUMB penalties. Most of them come from two things.
The first is a direct consequence of his bad skating; since his edges arenāt that clean, he often crashes into players by accident because heās skating too heavy for his own feet, or he canāt pivot fast enough and collides with other players.
This isnāt even a penalty since itās an own man hit, but it gets my point the most effectively. He straight up crashes into Cuylle (50) here because he canāt slow down or dodge fast enough and Cools doesnāt see him until itās too late. I canāt believe Gabe would just kill his dog boyfriend like that.
The second is a direct consequence of him BEING A DUMBASSā¼ļø Since he gets pushed around so much, he can get really frustrated later in the game and will snap into idiotic scrums where he throws his whole body into it. This is much more of a Hartford thing than a BC or Rangers thing, but itās still a thing that needs to be known.
This is my favourite example of it because Bronte (Tech 5) was being an ass all game, and is a KNOWN ragebaiter. Even after all this, you can see a moment of slight clarity where Gabe realises just how much force he put into the hit (because he canāt slow down fast enough, heās bad at it) and has an āoh shitā moment where he has to gather his own bearings because heās not used to throwing his body around.
The notorious Lehigh-Hartford fight came after Wilson (LV 17) kept shoving Gabe, and Roobroeck (HWP 28) gets into it to protect Gabe and then itās a whole mess.
Gabe takes a huge hit from Wilson, then retaliates by pushing Wilson into the boards and letting Dylan do all the dirty work with the actual fight.
This is what happens when youāre a small guy and youāre susceptible to being pushed around and you have an increasing number of feral dog teammates who would die for you.
But point being, itās ALWAYS because the offender has been hitting Gabe repeatedly and Gabe decides the only option is to start throwing elbows or cheapshotting, after which, he ducks behind his bigger, stronger teammates. Otter we need you back Gabe yearns for your princely protection.
Sometimes Gabe just does dumb shit though.
He had no real reason to do that when Celebrini (SJS 71) hadnāt touched him all game. But he did it anyway. Gabe Perreaultās Macklin Celebrini complex is deep and complex and wondrous.
Conclusion and Notes āļø
TLDR š: Gabe is good at stick handling, passing, and finishing shots right in front of the goal. NYR is deploying him primarily as a passer and playmaker, but Gabe isnāt satisfied with that and is pushing himself out of his player mold to do more. Whether or not heās capable of that is up for time to tell.
TLDR š: Gabe is bad at shooting, skating, and holding his ground. Heās trying to fix this by focusing less on his edgework and more on his physicality. Even going into the NCAA (known to help with bulking), he was undersized and a poor skater. Brains and hands are all there, but itās not enough for him.
Hereās your discussion questions for homework:
Why is Gabe so unsatisfied with his cerebral playstyle?Ā
What about the NHL makes it harder to rely strictly on brains/hands, the way he did in BC?Ā
Is it more important for Gabe to get bigger or get faster?Ā
Why hasnāt Gabe developed a slapshot?Ā
Why does he dish stupid hits but avoids targeted, strategic physicality?Ā
Why doesnāt he ever fight for himself?Ā
This was a lot. Damn. Anyway if any Rangers or BC Eagles fans have extra thoughts to add, please feel free. If I disagree I wonāt tell you Iāll just disagree in silence LOL
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