not too shabby!

do you bet on losing dogs? have you thought about betting on losing dogs? will you bet on losing dogs? when will you bet on losing dogs?

My dream job is the voice on Grill The Grid that spends every year terrorizing Lewis Hamilton by forcing him to remember and acknowledge the existence of Nico Rosberg

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

alex's ability to become the interviewer in every video is so funny to me, like he's such a closeted control freak

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

you're entitled to your opinion but it's stupid and bad and ill-informed and i hate you

every year you think the most batshit thing will be maxf and lando posted by their girlfriends making out with tongues or whatever but no, it's always those freaks in the house of mercedes doing intergenerational high court polycule in ways any inbred french royal pervert couldn't have even imagined

Surely adding a glass of wine to my already sexed up mood will do nothing of serious consequence

Making my tits a linkedin account