♔ ¦ gotta get away, gotta escape.

❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

❛ who must you be ? my name is magnus bane,    high warlock of brooklyn.❜

      lily looked down at her now dry body, her voice stammering for a moment before everything the man says sets in. she's not   TOO   surprised      ----------------    if she's a mermaid, she guess anything else can be possible too.       standing quickly, she leans against the door, arms over her chest. as the man with cat eyes talks, her eyes survey the room, before she realizes he is waiting on her name.      ❛ lilian brass. just a mermaid. thanks for airing out my tail, i suppose. i could have done it myself, given a moment      ---------    are there many of us? mermaids, i mean. you don't seem too surprised. i've never met one before. ❜

“ that’s awful ”

             MERMAID? he’s never heard . . though, he had always wondered if somewhere in the world there were other types of downworlders. or if one day there had been and now no more. nothing in the history texts had ever mentioned them, but he thought that there was a lot that was kept in the past.                    ❛   i’m no idiot and i’d appreciate it if you didn’t try to make one of me.   ❜         raphael is quick to say, eyebrow arching as he moves on to think. there was always the option of telling her what he was, yet he felt the pull to see her transformation in action first.             ❛   would you have a problem with SHOWING me the TRANSFORMATION? i didn’t know mermaids were actually  r   e   a   l . . as strange and ironic as that sounds now that i’m saying it out loud.   ❜ 

      she pauses when he says that, about not making him out to be an idiot,   &   suddenly, her brain is connecting dots that he might be different too. not mermaid different, but different.   &   it makes her both weary to show him her transformation,   &   not.      finally, she takes a step towards the alley, making sure that the man is the only one that can see her, before raising her hand  . . .   then she pauses.                                 ❛ try anything funny, i dare you      ---------    i can defend myself. ❜      with that, her fingers enclose on her palm   &   water from a nearby faucet, catching it in midfall from the leaky thing,   &   pulled it to her, it falling on her cheek, sliding down it almost like a tear drop. the transformation happens quickly now, taking only seconds before her body shimmers   &   then she's falling backwards on the gravel of the alley, tail out in front of her.                                                                     ❛ any questions? ❜      she was starting to realize that it felt good to show someone who she really was. that maybe that's why she was so quick to show him was because deep down, she wanted to be seen. twenty years in this world, nine of them being a mermaid,   &   she had always hid it, from everyone. no one knew she was a mermaid.   &   it felt good for someone to know.

DAMN SKYE. BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE OC