give her to me. give amy to me now.
ok LISTEN. i’m so SICK of pretending. sonic the hedgehog does NOT deserve amy rose. he’s been ignoring her love since 1993 and for WHAT. speed?? rings?? chili dogs??? no. he’s too busy running to notice he has the literal BEST GIRL in the ENTIRE multiverse madly in love with him and he just ??? shrugs like it’s a tuesday. ARE YOU DENSE. ARE YOU A MORONIC BLUE RAT.amy rose is loyal. kind. passionate. dramatic. she has a GIANT hammer and a BIGGER heart. she would literally DIE for sonic and this man won’t even make eye contact unless the planet’s exploding or something. if amy said “i love you” to me i would burst into flame and ascend. i would cherish her. i would build her a shrine. i would paint her nails and kiss her forehead and tell her how radiant she is every day and MEAN IT. she’d never have to chase me cuz i’d ALREADY be there. with flowers. and snacks. and a playlist. sonic doesn’t even TEXT BACK. amy’s love is a blessing and this dumb hedgehog treats it like a side quest. no. ENOUGH. give her to me. give her to someone who actually gets it. let her be loved PROPERLY. not “oh no eggman is here again guess i’ll grunt vaguely in her direction while i go do spin things.”i swear if i see sonic shrug one more time at her affection i’m going to fight god and take his job.give. her. to. me.
— sincerely,someone who wouldn’t waste a single second of her heart.
