Watching the Telly

never said my jam wasn’t covered in blood

This swoopy shirt is my jam

oh no he’s hot

Tfw ur just tryna keep ur shit together but things ain’t goin’ as planned.

Are you fucking serious with your face? This is uncalled for. 

tfw u got dragged out for a dangerous conversation under false storytime pretenses and nearly got arrested 

It's time to take you with me On all the seven seas We'll sail until the edge of time The moon will keep us company

i’m so angry right now

Oh baby, I need your love tonight Oh baby, you know I need your love tonight I want to make love to you darling While the moon is shining bright

Sugar merchant indeed, more like sugar daddy pirate captain...

interrupting storytime is rude, sir.

Billy, you had one job

Stop. Doing. Things. With. Your. Face. This. Is. Only. The. First. Episode.

Ever get the feeling that you’re not really part of a conversation?

Breaking into ur future boyfriend’s cabin to touch his books is not a smart idea, Silver.

brooding like u do

Damnit, I really thought you at least would like my hair.