anti hero

GIRL. I SCREAMED. I choked on my champagne!!!

Come share some of that champagne with me! It was so hard keeping it a secret and acting like I didn’t know when I was coming back 😩

WELCOME BACK! It was getting boring backstage without you.

Of course it was! I’m the life of the party.

I'm really happy for you, Gio! You looked amazing last night!!

Thank you, babes! Now all we need is you back. How you doing?

My face when I saw you backstage. Guess hanging with an Uso at 3 am was all you needed to make a comeback. Glad you’re back though

I had to keep it a surprise just to see that! Oh, definitely. Being with a Uso at 3am is what cured me.

Happy hump day everyone!

Hell yeah! I unfortunately didn’t but I’ma have to change that for next hump day.

Happy hump day everyone!

The real question is did anyone actually hump on hump day?

Right? It takes actual effort to send all those out. I rather be lazy in the comfort of my own bed. Today is Moanday Monday though-

I’ll someone else make everyone spill their dirty secrets while I sit here and happily read them all. Okay, so, what’s Tuesday? I’m expecting each day to have a new meaning now.

Everyday for the past couple of months, I’ve been waking up at 3am and you know what 3am is? Witching hour. Confirmed I’m an actual witch.

How free are you tomorrow? Because I have absolutely nothing going on and would love a 3am buddy.

Don't say this, Gio because I'm going to be over all the time. Just hiding out with the chickens and occasionally you. Okay, you know what? Fair. I'm judging the decaf too. But I love coffee, what do you want me to do? Not drink it at all. I love you, you know that, right? Fuck him up for me.

As if I’d ever have a problem with that. Come over as often as you like. Understandable because I’d rather hang out with the chickens more than people most of the time. Maybe we try to find you something that tastes like coffee but isn’t actually coffee. Decaf has a weird taste and nobody can tell me any different. I love you too! I’ve got your back always.

I am all up for chaos and they'd probably be proud of me for doing so. Can we cause chaos together tho? Ily.

We love people who support chaos! Yes, please. I’m always up for a bit of chaos. It should be my middle name at this point.

can’t wait to be the new ms. money in the bank. who’s all coming to my celebration party after i win?

Would me turning full Harley Quinn be that bad? I’d get to live my best life and do all the crazy shit I wanted. Come visit again soon please, thanks.

It's Sinful Sunday after all and I applaud whoever sent those nonnies. ;)

I would like to take credit and say it was me but… we all know I’m too lazy to do something like that.

napping together is my kind of date

Everyday for the past couple of months, I’ve been waking up at 3am and you know what 3am is? Witching hour. Confirmed I’m an actual witch.

You have to try it now because I want to see it. If it works then we know what a witch’s weakness really is.