#ignitionstart

can’t wait to be the new ms. money in the bank. who’s all coming to my celebration party after i win?

wake up, you old fucks. you need to start acting like adults-says every shitty parent

We’re going to need a lot of coffee today.. 💤 😴

I’m back 😌 You don’t have to miss me anymore now, guys!

I will constantly refuse to say the weird names of the drink sizes in Starbucks. This is probably why they consistently spell my name wrong. It’s only four letters, guys. Come on.

I feel like I’m living in a constant state of confusion these days. I need someone to follow me around and tell me what’s happening at all times.

Terrible time to get the flu. I think me and Forbidden Door are cursed.

Someone tell me to stop listening to Paramore on repeat.