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superbat… superbat can you hear me… superbat…

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The Batman (2022) dir. Matt Reeves
bruce wayne can i please have an eyeliner tutorial thx /silly
big fan of the way people portray clark after a fight without a hair out of place and then there's bruce who looks like he got dragged through the lower pits of hell, crawled his way out of the grave, and fist fought god in a back alley.
imagine clark seeing photo of batman for the first time before knowing his name and goes: "ooooh they have catman in gotham? how cute" and he now thinks about it every time he see bruce and blushes

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So you know how Robert Pattinson lies in his interviews sometimes and just says the wackiest shit. Like the clown car exploding story.
Hear me out, Bruce Wayne finally giving an interview but he's portrayed by the media as a this trickster (in a funny way) because he'll lie in his interviews, so when someone says that he's the batman, he'll just roll with it and the media would think he's just doing his usual tricks again
I do love me a socially inept eepy kitten battinson to the very grave, but alternately, if he were to go public he would definitely struggle with the right option to choose from the arsenal of his lies, so he would really roll with it all.
flash-forward a few years, an interviewer asks him about media speculating on his being the Batman, and he’s like:
“oh really?” *crosses his legs and smiles cheekily* “didn't know y'all took me for a sexy brooding type. am I that hot?”
he is, in fact, that hot. in a weirdly endearing ass-tired something-is-wrong-with-his-face emo way. so interviewer only blushes and skips to the next question.
OR, alternately again, he can be dead-pan serious and say,
“oh really. interesting. I suppose a cape suits me quite well after all.”
and all Gothamites are like: well. Bruce Wayne is our weird little legend. he has a horrible sense of humour.
outsiders are blinking in confusion and are like: HE LITERALLY DIDN’T SAY NO TO THE BATMAN THING. he can be Batman. chances are he IS.
and Gothamites always gaslight outsiders into eating their words. “Bruce Wayne, the Batman? please. him? take that back. you don’t know shit about Bruce Wayne. are you even familiar with Gotham? preposterous. fucking posers.”
battinson but he doesn't know it yet:
but what if Clark tried being human and unassuming with Bruce until he saw—and heard—how hot and bothered his boyfriend gets at his show of strength; not even peak strength for him.
Clark could move a table with a finger. he picks up boxes with car parts like it’s nothing—like it wouldn’t take at least two men to lift it. this is something mundane for Clark, although he’s glad he doesn’t have to think too much about his strength around Bruce because the man understands and accepts Clark. being together has always meant being open and unapologetically themselves.
yet Clark lifting Bruce has never entered the game; not a stray thought, even. and Bruce could’ve lived at peace with himself while never knowing how it feels to be manhandled by Clark.
an idea: Clark messes up at Daily Planet so bad Perry stares him down unblinking, papers in one hand and a cigar in another. their stilted conversation goes along the lines of, get a fucking break, Kent, it’s an order. get your life together and then come to work.
Clark, ever the genius, only smiles and says, “we’re journalists, you can’t give me orders.”
Perry’s eye twitches.
Clark winces.
“Clark, I’m being serious right now—”
“I can get you a story about Bruce Wayne!” Clark fires instantly, not thinking clearly—or at all. Lois swirls around in her chair, eyes wide and lips mouthing abort, Clark, no!

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woke up and chose violence (thinking about Superman heavily and greedily making out with Bruce because Clark is too desperate and wound up to take off the suit so he’s cradling Bruce’s back and slips his hand lower to grip his ass and Bruce squeezes Superman’s shoulders and tugs on the cape and whimpers whenever Clark’s hands do anything because boy they are fucking yearners, the two of them, and Clark cherishes any and every time Bruce so much as gasps or trembles or presses imaginary bruises into his neck and sides and arms and really, Clark could stand there all day and let Bruce touch and poke and squeeze him if it meant being kissed like that and having Bruce’s lips on him and the suit’s getting too tight in places and Bruce is such a hard line of muscle against him and he loves touching Bruce and caressing and kissing and loving him and—)
batman. fucked up little guy, i think
microflirting by glancing at you from time to time
okay but Clark Kent (2025) interviewing Bruce Wayne (2022) for the first time, wherein Clark is all tiny flustered glances and internal panic at how beautifully miserable Mr Wayne looks with his big kitty-cat eyes; and Bruce is all hard long unblinking stares because his cheater lens must film the whole of Clark and his hair and the curl and the eyes and the shoulders and—
them: Clark microflirting Kent & Bruce macroflirting Wayne.
We're such a good team...But I didn't know how to make them listen. You gave me that...You showed me all it takes is fear and a little focused violence!
Bruce Wayne & Edward Nashton in THE BATMAN (2022)
(head)canon that after the Riddler attack on Wayne Tower has gone wrong, Bruce grows closer to Alfred and accepts after a few teary conversations at the hospital that, against his own judgment, Alfred is like a father to him, and he’s the best worst father he could ask for.

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me craving a rewatch of the batman 2022 all the time has become unhealthy I need to be physically stopped from seeing this damned film starting NOW
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THE BATMAN (2022) dir. Matt Reeves
"Thursday, October 31st. The city streets are crowded for the holiday, even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. But I'm there too, watching."