nobody

Aomine, looking to see who's calling: Lmao, you still call your dad “daddy”?

Kuroko, answering the phone and making direct eye contact with Aomine: Hello Akashi-kun.

People: just bros being bros

Tales of Zestiria: producer shoots down any possibility of straight romance for Sorey and calls Mikleo his "ONE and ONLY"

People: They are obviously brothers

The Legend of Korra: authors confirm Korra and Asami to be a couple by literally saying "KORRASAMI IS CANON"

People: but what is canon? Can we really say they are canon? We won't accept that

No. 6: Shion and Nezumi LITERALLY KISS TWICE

People: but friends can kiss, bros can kiss and keep being bros, idk that's just bromance

Literally every show ever: boy meets girl

Kuroko: *smiles*

Akashi: You

Akashi: always

Akashi: sometimes naked

Akashi: sometimes not

Akashi: What is that, like the "theme" of this relationship?

Kise: I think I'll get a salad.

Akashi: I think I'll take all of that. *points at Kuroko*

Kise: Akashicchi!

Akashi: And I'll have it to go.

Aomine: How about keeping the gay to a minimum for once?

[last night]

Kuroko: What exactly do you want to do??

Akashi: YOU

Kuroko: And I’m your shadow.

Kagami, whispering to himself: I’m his light.