I'M A TOTAL LOSER.

HC. in the apocalypse movie when peter’s mom comes in to find peter playing pacman, he’d just finished having a panic attack. with super speed the world moves slower and while he gets used to it, he gets bored and that’s a lot of time without feeling like reading comics, playing games and eating. it’s a lot of time with negative thoughts. was he doing anything when the scene starts? no. he was sitting there.. head down as the tv played a story on erik, a rough subject for him. when peter, a guy with speeds unheard of and the ability to process information faster than a computer is just SITTING and not even reading… with his head down… you bet your ass he’s battling with his own negative thoughts. and you bet your ass he plastered on a face for his mom. he’s PERFECTED that skill. his face says he’s fine but his heart is beating so LIKE A MACHINE GUN.

Shout out to all my followers who looked at my absolute disaster of a blog and still hit that follow button.

*moans when im stretching to let all the boys get a taste of what it is like to fuck me*

[caption: Griffin: We’re all you know, hot young dads, hot young daddies. And, I love, I love being around, uh, you all in your element cause I get to see how y’all are dadding out, and I was wondering if we could start the show out of Travis you could tell me about the little anecdote that you- [griffin starts laughing] That you… shared with me shortly uh uh, a few moments ago… Justin: [laughs] Griffin: About your- your father of the year sort of moment… Justin: [laughing] Go ahead Trav! Griffin: He’s about to say a sentence and I’m so excited for it [cross talk] because it… Justin: [cross talk] I think, Griffin! Are you like me, that you’ve been spending the last 30 seconds envisioning exactly how hes going to say it? Griffin: Yeah it’s like cellar door, its like the most phonetically pleasing sentence imaginable: Justin: I think it’ll be… Griffin: He’s going to say it and um I’m excited because the crowds going to just explode. Travis: I should preface this- Griffin: say - if you, if you couch it - Justin: [cross talk]:  No- Griffin: [cross talk]: if you couch it, hold on, you have to say the sentence. Travis: [cross talk]: No, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Justin: They’re nine words Travis that you have to say. Travis: I dropped a fidget spinner on my baby’s head. Justin: There it is. [The crowd loses it] ]