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Cleon: So, what are we doing?

Swan: Wasting our lives.

Cleon: I meant for lunch...

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Fox: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Cochise's birthday invitations.

Cowgirl: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Fox: "Cochise's birthday".

Cowgirl: So, what do they say instead?

Fox: "Cochise’s bi".

Cowgirl: Works out either way.

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Cleon: Alright, what pizza toppings should we order?

Ajax: Anchovies and pineapple.

Rembrandt: I like beets!

Cochise: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza?

Cleon: I’m disowning all of you.

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Swan: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now.

Rembrandt: There are no books in prison.

Swan: *sighs* Thank you.

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Swan: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird?

Mercy: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

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Cochise: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic.

Cleon: What’s the difference then?

Cochise: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.

Ajax: Note to self; never get shot.

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Swan: You're violent.

Rembrandt: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

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Cochise: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.

Cowgirl: You know that's called a coma, right?

Cochise: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.

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Fox: Do crabs think people walk sideways?

Rembrandt: …Fox, what the hell.

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Swan: You’re drunk.

Ajax: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Swan.

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Cochise: Mercy! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Mercy, blasting the mii theme at full volume: That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

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Fox, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Fox, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?

Fox: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

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Ajax, writing a letter: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

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Mercy, texting: Rembrandt, will you please go to sleep?

Rembrandt, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up?

Mercy, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!

Mercy, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon?

Rembrandt, texting: I’m trying

Mercy, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH

Mercy, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky :)

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Fox: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

Swan: Damn, if we did that to each other, I would have killed Ajax years ago.

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Cowgirl: How high are you?

Rembrandt: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.

Mercy: No, she's asking what drugs are you on.

Rembrandt: Oh, antidepressants, why?

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Ajax: Thanks for not telling Cowgirl what happened.

Cochise, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

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