So many Fandoms, So little time

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

“TELL ME HOW THE GRASS TASTES, LITTLE MAN!”

Living for the twelfth century rendition of the coffin dance at the end

someone please do this to Cullen’s voice actor

I’m all up for “wanna come see my hole”, “bring out yer dead” and “trench daddy”. I swear, english ain’t even my/our first language, but it’s damn canon to us. 🤷🏼‍♀️

After 10 years as a field archaeologist, on many different digs and with many different crews, I can confirm that while absolutely none of these specific jokes are ones I’ve heard before, literally every dig that runs for more than a couple of days has this exact vibe and has jokes of the same calibre.

jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story

Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has

Harrison Ford eating his mic is still my fav

The fact that Hayden Christiansen is such an absolute klutz is my favorite

I love how Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen are clearly having fun together and like each other but that completely disappears in the film, where they are pretending to like each other

gomez addams is the dream friend. id kill to have that dude in my corner. like if he found out my company closed cuz of covid he’d just give me 5k a month until “you get back on your feet, old boy”. I’d have to sword fight him like twice a week but then I’d just get better at sword fighting. literally what is the downside

good morning metal eyelets, visible zippers, long loose hair while cooking, corset tightening scenes, beachy waves in the 19th century and earlier, face eating wigs, crappy historical paintings that look nothing like the actors, visible metal skirt hoops, upside down corsets, the spanish princess, “relatable for a modern audience”, 21st century bridesmaid dresses in 19th century russia, boots inside the castle, five o’clock shadow, ross poldark’s drippy makeup scar, dangling hair under 19th century bonnets, uggs in little women, lace stocks, $1000+ couture that somehow manages to be ugly, stretch velvet medieval dresses, corsets on bare skin

why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names

@wakandamama

BRUH😂😂😂

I love Mando's vibe. Imagine some guy rolling up to your shop in a beat up honda civic. He steps out wearing an armani suit. He opens his wallet and offers you two dollars to fix his car.

You tell him it isn't enough but you'll fix it if he does the most dangerous thing you can think of. He brings his toddler to do the job.