Bad Blood

I know it doesn’t sound like fun but to a girl it is fun, trust me.

Well I wouldn’t know, teach me your ways. Buy me some lace panties to walk around in.

Seriously. All I wanna do is be with my fiance again…

Well where did he go? Did you have to leave him behind?

How though?

Because you stuck it out through the hard parts.

Good for you, babes.

How have you been?

I went into Victoria’s Secret to get silk pajamas, don’t ask me why, and I ended up leaving with everything in the store but the pajamas.

Well that sounds fun?

Hmm… Maybe you do what you wanna do?

Ha, If only I knew what that was.

>Meaning?

Meaning, I’m finding myself not who people think I am.

H-How’re you gonna do that?

I’m not sure yet, but I will figure it out.

Why would you want to do that?

It’s more rewarding, you know?

Oh come on you know you would have had it on your mind too!

No I actually wanted to do it the hard way.

Then I won’t go for those ones.

Like you can pick out which one’s like your bait.

Or we could just look in the phone book

Fine, if you must do it the cheaters way.

I’ve literally never seen anything more than a goldfish alive. How the fuck am I supposed to know that they bite?

Well there’s bigger fish, those fish don’t like being hooked and eaten.

No I don’t. Honestly, I expect the worst out of everyone. But like… fish aren’t supposed to bite.

You’re naive.