hello
I'm w_a_r_p_e_r on AO3 for WTTT, but I also identify as:
"Mom"
"(Ms. Teacher)"
"Fuck you!" (from the grown men in public I like to antagonize by calling "princess" when they make the mistake of speaking to me)
I am Ohio, and he is me.
I live and teach on the shores of Lake Erie, just in view of the islands. In no particular order, I love:
Insulting small mammals that come in my yard
Lying to tourists for fun - and once for profit!
Teaching my students increasingly unhinged lore as each school year progresses
Tamales
Fun facts!
I am (currently) 0.5375% bionic
My husband and I got married to "Red Flags" by Tom Cardy
If I go longer than 4 hours without caffeine I implode
I have detailed future retirement plans to implement a seagull-based cult
I teach a low-tech classroom because it's developmentally appropriate . . . but mostly because I don't know how my smartboard works
🍍
🏳️🌈
The incomplete list of AO3 authors I consider my own personal source of emotional support and/or joy:
scribbling_lark (the one who got me stuck on the fandom)
Lune(DawTD)
clottedcreamfudge
mur_cielago
awkwardbucketofcrazies (wordsurge4)
TheyWhoShantBeNamed
xEchoecho88x
AceAsADHD
Toinette93
Wraith_and_Demjin
stutteringpeach
railmedaddy
Somewhatnerdy
T_Wolf
thewholebeingherething
MittenTroll
love you















