idk what do u name a blog

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

Always apologizing for things i dont need to :)

i am not Little :((((

sorry jammy but you are little

nuh uh,,,,proof!!!!???

…so I might be 4’11-5’0 🙁

:D tiny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

and here i was thinking about sucking dick for free

A photoset of several tweets. The conversation begins with a tweet from matt @Lubchanksy that reads: the US is obviously hurtling into a serious "gender critical" movement and frankly i have no idea how we're supposed to combat it given that almost nobody who isn't trans seems to give a shit or notice Death and the Emperor @OrionDBlack responds: Aight imma spit real quick and hope that my FBI agent doesn't turn my phone off. /j Let's talk real quick. I kinda miss the slogan "all power to all the people". Because "all the people" means EVERYONE. It's inclusive. It implies that the work of deconstructing our isms is how we empower ourselves and are able to then collect under mutual interest. All power to all the people yall. During that time, and the time that followed, the government dedicated themselves to wedging as much bullshit between our groups as possible. Crack. AIDS. Model minorities. Super predators. It just goes on and on. It's just straight facts that our government is experienced in disrupting and assaulting leftist movements. All of it is on public record. Our own country is included in the collective that have been broken down and "readjusted" for the benefit of white supremacy and capitalism. The good thing is that we know we're getting closer, cuz they're scared. The bad thing is that we lose lives and are pushed a few steps back. Trans people are more of a target now than we were before, and it was already bad. Disabled people. PoC. The intersections therein. Every time class consciousness gets a little bit closer to being realized, shit like this comes out in full force. We see BLM being branded as ultra violent. We see gender critical movements get a massive flux of support. We see how disabled people are basically being euthanized. There was a moment in Black History around the Civil Rights movement where there was a currently-unimaginable amount of coalition building. It is truly amazing to me that a letter from the Panthers talking about queer rights was signed by Mexican, Chinese, Black etc activists. Anyway. Just do what you can. Just surviving in a revolutionary act. If you can do more, do so. We'll figure this shit out somehow.

do they have these for humans

my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"

we should consider that your mum is correct

there's been a couple of people who agreed that it should catch on and become a word, so maybe you're right 🤔

just scrumbled past this

Been scrumbling for a while. Glad I saw this.

live, laugh, scrumble.

been thinking about how, despite their beloved status as some of our oldest and most enduring animal companions, comparisons to dogs in literature are almost always backhanded compliments at best. to do something "doggedly" is to apply yourself with unthinking, unwavering devotion; to work "like a dog" or worship like one is to do so faithfully, instinctively, mindlessly, no matter the cost to yourself and without hope of recognition or reward for your efforts. your relationship is transactional, the love you receive is not unconditional, if you question or waver in your assumed and expected loyalty you're chastised for "biting the hand that feeds you" even if it was the same hand that beat you and collared you and withheld affection to punish you. you're prized for your utility and eagerness to serve rather than any intrinsic or sentimental value and abandoned or destroyed when it runs out, because that's all you're good for. you're "man's best friend", but your place remains at the foot of the bed, at the heel of the one who holds your leash, by their side but never equal.

uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

caring about things is cool being passionate is cool being earnest is cool being genuine is cool being compassionate is cool

holy shit this sounds like my parents 😳