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wine stains on insurance letters as advertising campaign sort of thing

i like it

*creates an interpretive dance sequence to the song stuck in my head*

#relatable

found this one in the notes app archives from 2020

me: well you see it was quite meaty

person: no

me: also I am conducting social experiments using varying word choices

person: sounds neutotypical

me: I guess it must be opposite day

where i was:

The bus driver this morning had the biggest smile almost the whole time we drove

And now in this coach

As we drove past another coach

The coach driver blew a kiss to ours

Maybe the drivers of large vehicles

the ancient prophecy that set in motion the series of events that lead to there’s a man in the room: there’s a tiny man on the kettle