tumblr in the blaseball universe part 9. so we back in the mines
forcing u all to read my blaseball lore headcanons before you can read the funny stuff. look at my oc boy
previous post (there's too many parts for me to link all of them now ๐)
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one of my favorite past times is reading hellmouth sunbeams players RPF to see what parts the authors get right about moab. you cannot take a day trip to park city from moab, it's like 4 hours away. i know the allure of snowboarding is strong but could you at least make it a weekend getaway or something
shoutout to the nagomi nava x reader fic where the only three date options were going to walmart, driving through the desert, and eating at two different restaurants. you get it
#people keep expecting us to be a bigger town but there's only around 5000 people here #i mean we have more amenities than normal for a town our size #because anyone visiting the desert stays here #but after the hellmouth opened & the subsequent anti tourism movement a lot of stuff went out of business #duck quacks
hey, i'm sorry if this is invasive, but i have a question and you might be able to answer it? because you said your dad is a blaseball player. feel free to delete this ask if you don't want to answer it!! no hard feelings :) but i've been wondering how aging works for the loved ones of blaseball players. i've heard several times that they age differently, but idk how :P
oh you're fine dw!! usually, loved ones age slower, but not as slow as actual blaseball players. the blaseball player has to give the ILB the names and some proof of ID of people they want added to the "loved ones" list. but it's kind of anyone's guess as to how fast a loved one will age. minors age regularly until the age of majority, so me and my sister will stop aging at a normal pace once we hit 18. we'll probably age the slowest out of all his loved ones, because we're the closest to the blaseball player (as he's our dad). there's like a formula or something for calcuating the "level of closeness" and how fast you'll age, but tbh i forgot?? but like my mom started aging faster when she divorced my dad which. lmfao. objectively that's hilarious. but she's still listed as a "loved one" in the ILB registry, she just isn't afforded the same privileges as she was when they were married. OH me and my sister also get slightly better immune systems ๐ช๐ช๐ช i know that's not what you asked but i love bringing it up. my white blood cells were gifted to me by the american bureaucracy
#that last line isn't entirely accurate but it's funny #also if i delete this later it's because i get random bouts of paranoia that someone will find out who my dad is #so. my bad lmao #it's not the end of the world if ppl find out ig #it's not like he's famous #i just don't want to get a bunch of specific asks #or attract journalists. my worst fear tbh #inbox
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how the fuck is grey's anatomy still going
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๐ just-sanfran-things Follow
Meatcute isn't real and can't hurt me
The anatomically correct heart outside my door is a hallucination
That fucked up dog I fed a french fry to was not Meatcute in disguise
Feeding Meatcute is not dangerous (if it were real) (which it isn't)
MeatCute is kept secure in the PolyHedron basement its playpen
Meatcute is not real and can't hurt me
I have always been in love with that person and this is not a feeling that has developed since I fed that fucked up dog
The city would declare a state of emergency if MeatCute had broken free
Meatcute is not real and can't hurt me
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Hey so OP hasn't been active since they posted this four days ago. Should we be worried. Is this a bit or a cry for help
#Have there been any mysterious hospitalizations in the SanFran area? #Do we need to alert the Lovers?? #Infernal splort #Yeah alright this can go in my blaseball tag
Is there a reason you don't change your URL? I donโt want to be rude, but people often mistake you for the real JT and it's obviously grating on you. Do you keep the URL so others can't steal it and impersonate her or something?
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god i wish i was that noble. no i'm just petty and love to suffer
#telephone calls #truthfully i've thought about changing it but i'm quite attached to it #i should probably change my profile pic though. that would help
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i was hanging out with anathema after the game, and we were in the subway and she starts talking about how NYC actually isn't a very dirty city, it's clean for its size etc and i would have agreed with her except that there was a giant fatass rat dragging half a pizza across the subway floor behind her the whole time
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you're just gonna put me on blast like that???
#reblogging this to put you on blast even more #woe plague be upon ye ๐๐๐๐ #ana tag
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