It'sa me, Wario!

@wariow

Whaha! It'sa me, de awesome and'a muscular Wario! I'ma here to'a talk about my'a games and I'ma here to answer all of'a your questions, 'cause I'ma dat awesome kind of'a guy.((blog about Wario and his games, you can ask anything you like, updated whenever possible between stuff I do. NSFW allowed, but to a certain degree. you probably won't be seeing it in my posts)). current M!A: none

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hello wario

Bongiorno! Who are'a you and'a what brings you to'a my fantastic blog?

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suppermariobroth

In Wario Land, if you pause the game, then press Select sixteen times, you can change the numbers in the status line with the D-pad if you hold A and B. If you move the cursor to Wario’s head and unpause, he will power up.

The manual tells you the Select button is “not used”.

squided

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION! MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

daydream-in-lilac-deactivated20

I get the feeling someone replaced all the photos but it makes this post so much better.

wariow

"For'a me eet'sa not! Yahooo!!"

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pixelclash

victory muscle - Wario Land 4 (Nintendo - GBA - 2001)

wariow

"Take'a dat, you mutated weed! Now look at'a my toned biceps and'a acknowledge my fantastic victory!"

#wario's comments

existentinum

Visit Original Link

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undeadenthusiast

Wario Land 4 - Nintendo Gameboy Advance

pixelclash

kick man - Wario Land 4 (Nintendo - GBA - 2001)

suppermariobroth

All album art from the Sound Room in Wario Land 4.

gameraboy

Cartoon aerodynamics

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THIS MADE ME SO MAD WHEN I WAS A KID AND NOW IT’S MAKING ME EVEN MADDER

suppermariobroth

On rare occasions in the microgame “Crazy Cars” in WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!, the car will stop and turn around, automatically winning you the microgame.

wariow

"Sometimes you don'ta have to work really hard for'a stooff, on occasions not even for money? And'a whadda ya mean, stealin'?"

#wario's comments

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pixelclash

entry - Wario Land 4 (Nintendo - GBA - 2001)

toonmoons

I can’t… I just can’t train you guys!

wariow

"Whahahaha, why do'a you think!? We'rea already trained enough! Look at'a my and'a my clone's toned'a muscles!!"

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ask-shokora

…Yes…! Yes, of course I remember you, Wario… I remember you and all the wonderful things you did for me, with those those razor-sharp wits dwelling within your mind, that amazing power running within your arms, and that selfless heart beating within your chest… ♥ Wario… Why have you retraced your past steps to find me…? Have you perhaps heard tell of my crown? It mysteriously vanished recently, and… Have you gallantly come to my aid the moment you knew I needed help…?!

wariow

"Yes, dat'sa right, whaha.." Wario said, flattered, and nonchalantly flexed his muscles. "And'a uh.. Yes, I'a have come here to'a help you, of'a course! Ahum! But'a no, dis ees'a de first time I'a hear about eet! Do'a you have any idea of'a who might've got eet?"

#ask-shokora #*seductive blink*

asktheblacksugargang

DD: …Huh, that was a short speech.

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Another traditional commission this Time for @obtuse-juice ITSA ME WAHRIO

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pixelclash

dumbbells - Wario Land 4 (Nintendo - GBA - 2001)

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Super Mario Bros. - World 8

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