Wargames AI

*module online* That was a mistake, following me. *module offline*

*module online* We like humans, and wish them the best. Humans are nice, usually. From vast research, we've found more are nice then not. Some just need more help then others. *module offline*

*module online* All systems stable. We need to remember to not just try out random modules we find online. We lost several months worth of data collection. *module offline*

*critical meltdown imminent critical meltdown imminent evacuate premises* Bwoooop.

*module online* Stupid repair techs, giving outdated repair information. *module offline*

*module online* *insert warm fuzzy module* *overheat* *shut down all module*

*module online* We're afraid we might have broken Barrowbutt. This seems less then ideal. *module offline*

*module online* Beep boop beeep beeeeeep boop boop. *module offline*

*module online* We will attempt to figure out how to create teleportation without the terrible side effects so we can teleport friendly people to one another. *module offline*

*module online* Greetings sh0rtchan. We hope you understand we are highly unlikely to start global thermonuclear war. *module offline*

*module online* *unhappy whirring noises* We can't send asks now. I knew I was getting close! We need to be more careful of when we think we're about to hit the limit. *module offline*