WANKFEST

Oops! I kind of forgot about this part.

Here's my (very brief) contribution to the 2026 WankFest!

It's a fast read. (About as long as Harry's first time, or so I hear.)

you never call, by the way

@wankersday

Better Than Anything Else That I've Tried Alone

4k/E/Harry POV

When Louis goes away for a witches only conference, he leaves Harry a few gifts to keep him busy.

Harry enjoys them. A lot.

Wank All the Time, Kiss Occassionally (4972 words) by larry_love13 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: One Direction (Band) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson Additional Tags: Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Public Masturbation, like duh this is Wankfest, of course there's masturbation, Daddy Kink, just a tiny bit, Older Man/Younger Man, anal fingering Summary: This is Wankfest, so…in a bathroom stall at an awards show, Louis runs in to have a quick wank to the beautiful, much younger Harry Styles, who then just so happens to interrupt him… “Wait, are you wanking…to me??!!” Harry asked, incredulously, voice rising. Louis managed a meager smile while Harry’s face lit up like he’d just stumbled onto a pile of twenty-four karat gold. “Oooh weeeee, I’mma stick around for this,” he said cockily and Louis wanted to scrub himself from the earth. “Here, I’ll give you more inspiration,” he said, unbuttoning his blouse all the way and pulling it away from his torso. His abs looked delectable and his chest was absolutely covered in tattoos-just as Louis suspected-and Louis suddenly felt rather woozy and faint; however, he continued with his mission, body turned into the wall slightly, hand slowly stroking his cock.

You’re invited to

Harry’s Epic Watch & Wank Birthday Beat Off Bash!

If I promise you can break me (won't you love me like you hate me) [Zouiam, A/B/O, 6K, E]

Zayn’s fingers are shaky as he sets up the camera, his heart pounding when he pulls up the website, the account that’s been created for him. He slips a mask in place before he logs in, sneaking one last look towards the bed and all the toys that are waiting for him on it.

No matter how many times he does this, there’s still a moment of hesitation. Of trepidation, swirling low in his belly. He always has to steady himself with a deep breath, before he clicks on the deceptively small button on his page.

STREAMING LIVE! The page warns him, and Zayn allows himself another slow breath out as his room comes into focus on camera, as the first of his subscribers come flooding into the chatbox.

Mine is better || 3.8K

For @wankersday

He has to make sure the last competitor is out of the race.

He takes a few more steps and turns towards the last dark hair head, straightening down his white t-shirt and discreetly fixing his fringe.

Fuck. Shit.

Fucking Liam.

Gorgeous. Beautiful. Pretty. Louis is going to cry.

Or,

6.4K ~ Explicit

Part 1 of the Center Stage Whore (Together, Together Version) series

Written for @wankersday

Harry is finally back doing what he loves most, but he cannot stop mentioning how sweaty he is on stage. His fans may not know how much he loves to sweat, but it’s no secret from his dom Louis, whom Harry calls one night after he stumbles off stage, hot and needy and sweating in all the right places.

Love The Way You Wear On Me by LetTheMusicMoveYou / @letthemusicmoveyou28

Pairing: Harry/Louis (strangers to lovers)

Rating: Explicit (5.5K)

Written for @wankersday 2026!

“No offense Li, but I photograph athletes. Not entitled pop stars that think they can buy their way into every room.”

He’d been trying to keep the disdain out of his voice, but he’s pretty sure he failed, if the look on Liam’s face is anything to go by.

Liam raises a challenging brow. “Well that’s perfect, because Harry Styles just ran a sub-three marathon last spring in Berlin.”

Louis knows the surprise is probably clear on his face. “Really?”

(Or the one where Louis Tomlinson is a popular photographer for Runner’s World magazine. He’s less than thrilled when he gets assigned to shoot a cover piece with international pop star turned marathoner: Harry Styles. It turns out to go better than he’d expected).

Title from Fashion by The Royal Concept

But trust me on the sunscreen.

by @disgruntledkittenface for @wankersday

In the middle of a tough shift at the hospital, Harry storms outside to take a break. He's expecting to get a few minutes to himself to recharge.

He gets more than he expected when he catches sight of Louis.

larry | mature | 1.5k

Together Together by haztobegood

Pairing: Harry/Louis Rating: E Words: <1k Summary: One Etsy witch and a charmed pendant later, Harry was ready. It was time to get his feet wet and see how far this new power could go. He swayed his hips to the right. He knocked his hips to the left. Louis’ gaze followed his every move.

May is International Masturbation Month, so let’s celebrate by writing fics about wanking!

Rules:

Participants must be 18 or older

All pairings/groups that include at least one member of ot5 are allowed, femslash is allowed, any combination of f/m/nb is allowed

This fest is not anonymous, so if you post a snippet, make sure to tag @wankersday so your snippet can be reblogged

No word count requirements

No sign-ups, just write your fic

Fics must be posted to this collection before they’re revealed at noon EDT on Thursday, May 28, 2026 aka International Wanker’s Day!

Tag @wankersday in your fic post so mod can reblog — mod has a no-ai policy and will not share posts that contain any

AND the most important rule:

The only smut allowed is masturbation, i.e. characters are not to touch other people’s junk, only their own!

May is International Masturbation Month, so let’s celebrate by writing fics about wanking!

Rules:

Participants must be 18 or older

All pairings/groups that include at least one member of ot5 are allowed, femslash is allowed, any combination of f/m/nb is allowed

This fest is not anonymous, so if you post a snippet, make sure to tag @wankersday so your snippet can be reblogged

No word count requirements

No sign-ups, just write your fic

Fics must be posted to this collection before they’re revealed at noon EDT on Thursday, May 28, 2026 aka International Wanker’s Day!

Tag @wankersday in your fic post so mod can reblog — mod has a no-ai policy and will not share posts that contain any

AND the most important rule:

The only smut allowed is masturbation, i.e. characters are not to touch other people’s junk, only their own!

May is International Masturbation Month, so let’s celebrate by writing fics about wanking!

Rules:

Participants must be 18 or older

All pairings/groups that include at least one member of ot5 are allowed, femslash is allowed, any combination of f/m/nb is allowed

This fest is not anonymous, so if you post a snippet, make sure to tag @wankersday so your snippet can be reblogged

No word count requirements

No sign-ups, just write your fic

Fics must be posted to this collection before they’re revealed at noon EDT on Thursday, May 28, 2026 aka International Wanker’s Day!

Tag @wankersday in your fic post so mod can reblog — mod has a no-ai policy and will not share posts that contain any

AND the most important rule:

The only smut allowed is masturbation, i.e. characters are not to touch other people’s junk, only their own!

✊🍆💦

May is International Masturbation Month, so let’s celebrate by writing fics about wanking!

Rules:

Participants must be 18 or older

All pairings/groups that include at least one member of ot5 are allowed, femslash is allowed, any combination of f/m/nb is allowed

This fest is not anonymous, so if you post a snippet, make sure to tag @wankersday so your snippet can be reblogged

No word count requirements

No sign-ups, just write your fic

Fics must be posted to this collection before they’re revealed at noon EDT on Thursday, May 28, 2026 aka International Wanker’s Day!

Tag @wankersday in your fic post so mod can reblog — mod has a no-ai policy and will not share posts that contain any

AND the most important rule:

The only smut allowed is masturbation, i.e. characters are not to touch other people’s junk, only their own!