you: what’s your sign? me, an intellectual: what’s your Myers Briggs personality type?

that shower sure has a lot of clever thoughts

Handing me the aux cord is really nerve wracking because I have to pretend I haven’t been listening to the same 4 songs for the last six months

can we please stop romance-coding the phrase “in love” that would be great thanks

@jgglypuff

the beatles wouldnt even fucking exist if big time rush hadnt paved the path for them so shut the fuck up

I live for the applesauce

*applause 

I know what I’m about son

if you go outside with your entire pussy out You. Are. Valid.

do u ever think back on old conversations with people and think “oh! foreshadowing. that was real life foreshadowing.”