Jace: Are you drunk?
Alec: No! I'm Alec.
Jace: Oh good because Clary just told me if I'm Drunk I'm not driving and I need to find this Drunk and take their keys away.
Alec: Cool I'll help you!
Magnus and Clary: *deeeeeeeep sighs*
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Jace: Are you drunk?
Alec: No! I'm Alec.
Jace: Oh good because Clary just told me if I'm Drunk I'm not driving and I need to find this Drunk and take their keys away.
Alec: Cool I'll help you!
Magnus and Clary: *deeeeeeeep sighs*

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Clary: For the record, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Alec: You called a cab to take you home.
Clary: See? You're only proving my point.
Alec: The party was at your house.
Magnus: so you wanna go to Hunters Moon?
Alec: yea but we need a nanny for Madzie
Magnus:…who’s Madzie
Alec:
Magnus:
Alec: there’s something i need to tell you
everything i like is either illegal, expensive or not texting me back
music hits different when you got someone in mind

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“Life wasn’t about becoming, was it? It was about being.”
— Kate Atkinson (via quotemadness)
tbh my heart is real different than it was last year this time around

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Disney: *makes yet another live Acton remake*
Me:
Jace: Do you think three is a big number?
Magnus: That depends. Are we talking about drinks or murder?
Caitlyn Siehl, This is Not a Love Poem
this is my favorite line of poetry of all time
Discovering your Fetishes
Accurate.
*wonders how you’re doing but won’t text you ever*

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Alec: WHO ate my fries- I swear you wanna freaking go-!
Magnus: Alexander, I did!
Alec: -Out with me. I mean, if you want more fries we can get more fries.
Jace: I was once arrested for being too handsome.
Magnus: The charges were immediately dropped due to no supporting evidence.