Waluigi Time

In case twitter goes under here's where you can find me. In the dumpster behind the Pizza Brothers on main Street.

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It's election day today so be sure to release the swarm of bees you've trained to spell out your favorite candidate's name.

Someone give me $8 so i can get verified as the real waluigi.

Biblically accurate Waluigi.

All jack and no play makes work a dull boy.

Look out it's me, the grimble grumble man.

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When I die medical scientists are gonna preserve my brain in a jar as a warning for future generations.

Sometimes you just want to pull the arms off a giant octopus for fun.

When you're unsure in life, just do what I always do. Listen to your butt.

Who wants to buy an NFT of Waluigi's dick? Serious inquiries only.