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Yes! I consent to a strip search!!! Source: https://imgur.com/gallery/VNtBclM

I have a thing for big bellies in a white button up shirt Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/135585384@N08/40721019941/

Whatcha lookin at handsome? Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/swissrunner/8707705940/

Excuse me sir, but there seems to be an issue with you being able to look down and see by your feet.  Let’s get some chili and change that! Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/somethingsighted/29397872124/

Santa is always relevant regardless of the time of the year! Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/joediamond/4209093051/

White/Gray beards are beautiful! Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/155543421@N07/44092689245/ https://www.flickr.com/photos/matthahnewald/25573369245 https://www.flickr.com/photos/chris66/31889687535/ https://www.flickr.com/photos/61709395@N03/33672517683/ https://www.flickr.com/photos/craigjacksonphotography/12675657204

Moustaches are amazing! Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/138537088@N04/29383972390 https://www.flickr.com/photos/sjs_travelogue/14171134595 https://www.flickr.com/photos/alexbrownphotostream/13723318285 https://www.flickr.com/photos/152813623@N07/38182878652 https://www.flickr.com/photos/133054234@N02/30980725031 https://www.flickr.com/photos/frankfullard/12322410743/ https://www.flickr.com/photos/ruthmoucharafieh/8464482646/ https://www.flickr.com/photos/somethingsighted/15138030163/ https://www.flickr.com/photos/136477533@N06/32553211492/ https://www.flickr.com/photos/48042895@N00/22203987288/

I would not let him stop till that shirt cannot button at all!  Hot damn! Source: https://flic.kr/p/EFjQ7

That’s one heavy belly papa.  Let me hold it for you! Source: https://flic.kr/p/28PuTz7

How can you say no to a well dressed chubby daddy? Source:  https://www.flickr.com/photos/spdnuernberg/7139612229/in/faves-8311240@N07/ https://www.flickr.com/photos/fotochp/33412825732/in/faves-8311240@N07/

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I love how buttons spread open when a big bellied fella sits down. Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/chipje/28603565218/

He has some adorable chubby cheeks! Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/mrmorodo/7272187098/

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I have more than one minute for you!  Yum! Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/pipesocorro/20889269372/

Lick it, lick it real good! Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/pimgeerts/7912124082/