Thunder&Lightning.

Honestly the best piece of advice I can give to younger girls trying to figure life out is to completely ignore men. I’m not being quirky or cute when I say that, I mean it seriously. Ignore men’s judgments of you, ignore their insincere compliments, ignore their half-assed romance. Focus on developing yourself. Practice your art, play sports, do theater, volunteer, spend time with your friends, but do not put substantial effort into pleasing men. They’ll be there for you to pursue when the time comes and if you want to. But nothing will waste your youth more than fighting for male acceptance.

Because saving kitties is important.

This is a freakn’ wonderful idea and needs to be spread around to let people know.

I love how the girl in front just stops in mid clap

HER FUCKING FACE FELL OFF.

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

Not even joking, this gave me a mental breakdown

I feel this on a spiritual level tbh

Bet you won’t cancel that subscription tho

imma stay tho, imma stay

I think we could all use this on our dashes.

Pure post

This is the kind of quality content I enjoy and demand

john mulaney ghostwrote this