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@wallmakerrelict
Art for @wallmakerrelict ficĀ Road and Sky AlignĀ
Done for this yearĀ @sheithbigbang eventĀ
I had a lot of fun painting this one, especially designing Shiroās bike and suit was a blast! I also gave him a nose band aid, because it looks cute and Iām mean, lmao.
Part 2 (be careful, itāsĀ š)
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Road and Sky Align, a Looper AU by wallmakerrelict
Time travel has not yet been invented. But thirty years from now, it will have been. It will be instantly outlawed, used only in secret by the largest criminal organizations when they need to make someone disappear. Future tagging and tracking systems will make it almost impossible to carry out a murder or dispose of a body in secret, so they will send their enemies back in time, into the waiting sights of specialized assassins called loopers.
Keith is one such looper, under contract to the Syndicate which runs the fallen city of Seattle. Heās accepted his role within their murderous ranks. Until they send him someone he canāt kill: Shiro. Keithās best friend, but thirty years older and with all the scars of a lifetime spent in a failed fight against the Syndicate.
Now Keith and both Shiros must work together to escape the wrath of the Syndicate in his present, and to somehow prevent the terrible future that has locked Shiro in a deadly thirty-year loop.
Art by Hazel (1) (2)
This fic written for the @sheithbigbang. The whole Sheith Big Bang 2019 collection is here!
*takes an ant outside and lets it free instead of killing it* This one is for you Paul Rudd.
*takes a spider outside* this is for you Tom Holland
*takes a mantis outside* This is for you Pom Klementieff
*feeds some birds* this is for you Anthony Mackie
*waters some trees* This is for you Groot
*pets cat* this if for you Chadwick
*pets roomba* this is for you dum-e
*overthrows Americaās burgeoning fascist regime* this is for you Steve
if the falcon & winter soldier isnāt a series about them bickering and annoying each other then i quit
The end of the line.
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I like them big
this sort of kind of reminds me of this class i had a few years ago where we talked about boundaries, how to keep them, and how to make sure people near you are safe too. probably because i think about it most of the time lol
the instructor was this big tall kind of imposing man who commented on how this exercise was one of the only times he thought that was a good thing. he asked for a volunteer and had them stand a few feet away from the wall on one end of the classroom while he walked over to the one opposite them. it was a big room so he was pretty far away
āiām going to walk towards you and talk to you about my son,ā he explained, in a totally friendly and disarming way.Ā āim just going to talk and maybe gesture a little and walk towards you, just talking! and when i get too close, all you have to do is tell me to stop and iāll stop. its ok! really! i wont be upset at all and this is just a class, iāll stop on a dime!ā
and then he did exactly what he said he was going to, but very loud and walking kind of fast. the room echoed and everyone was watching. he hadnāt lied at all, but it was just kind of a lot. the volunteer immediately took a step back and looked more guarded but didnāt say anything until he was basically on top of her.Ā
he stopped, and then he asked herĀ āwhen did you WANT me to stop?ā
she admitted that she was a little uncomfortable about how fast he was moving from the start, but halfway across the room is when she really didnt want him closer.
āyeah, i know! i was paying attention. i saw your nonverbal cues right away, but a lot of people who preface their actions with a speech like mine wonāt. by constantly reassuring someone they can tell you to stop, the responsibility falls on YOU instead, in their eyes, and also makes you second guess using that to begin with! because you knew i didnt want to hurt you, or thought you knew that, the idea of telling me to stop, of suggesting i wasnāt safe, made you second guess your gut and worry about my feelings. itās good to check in like i did, but it doesnāt mean you can stop being perceptive, and you have to keep in mind that just because you give them this tool doesnāt mean theyāll feel comfortable using it. once you understand that, there will be a lot fewer cases of people āblowing upā at youā
Janet is my favorite character.
God let Finn be the Skywalker.
Let the racist fandom rage.
Let their fires burn.
And I will toast marshmallows.
John and Mark have been joking for years that Finn is his son.
Imagine if after all this time they were trolling people with an open spoiler?
Oh god yes, please.
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Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing Iāve written in recent memory
Imagine if people wrote all their Les Mis modern aus in the style of Victor Hugo
An excerpt
Carol: Thought I was meowing back to Goose for the past hour.
Carol: Turns out it was just me and Fury meowing back and forth from different rooms in the house.
we all are expecting tony and steve to die. but what if marvel killed thor instead
@ MARVEL
GET HER
Every generation has a legendā¦
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Now THATās a tweet I can get behind, hell yeah!
Itās funny (but not at all surprising) that the original tweet went over like 90% of the commenters heads.
Paul Krueger, if anyone wants to know, is a Filipino-American urban fantasy author who writes books that upset Amazon reviewers with their āforced diversity.ā
This is the most NSFW comic Iāll be posting here, probably.Ā š
Happy spring!Ā Or if youāre also in North Carolina, happy drowning-in-pollen season!
And major props to @dalekājast for her input and moral support while I stalled so much trying to draw this, lol.
