LIFE IS HARD

when u cant listen to portugal all the way thru without crying

When you’re way too broke to buy any of their merch :’(

When anyone says “I’ll carry it” and you’re like ISCARIOT YOU FOOOOOOLLL

THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT BUT IT’S NOT WHAT GIRAFFE-SKING FOR I SAID THAT’S WHAT GIRAFFE-SKING BUT YOU’RE GO

when anyone mentions cincinatti/ohio and you melt like a Freezie

3: Them: Shut Up and Dance is good Us: Yeah, do you like any other songs? Them: They have other songs? Us: …Kill yourselves…

Bitch, they’re better than the original songs. WTM is better than everything.

Bitch, I’m FROM Cincinnati. I knew WTM before they even WERE WTM

Me: *points at nick* that’s Nick Friend: Oh he’s cute Me: *points at Kevin* that’s Kev Friend: Kev is sooooo hot Me: *points at eli* That’s Eli Friend: (no comment) Me: *points at sean* that is Sean Friend: Um…cool Me: Leave…*facepalms*

when walk the moon doesn't come to texas :))))))))))))

when walk the moon don’t go to their hometown on tour :)

when the band forgets colorado exists :) :)

when nick is probably the only man you could ever 100% trust

when you’ve never seen them live and they never tour where you live ((aka las vegas))

I mean really if you’re gonna hit up 2 venues in California why they gotta be in SoCal You know San Diego isn’t the capital right

when wtm announces new tour dates and apparently hates your city

ok but why was nick’s “undercarriage” “sparkling” during eli’s guitar solo in aquaman and why did he need to share that information