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Mean Girls | March 8th, 2019 | Kate Rockwell et al. (feat. Kate drops the shot glass, Ashley catches it, and Ashley can’t stop giggling)

Okay, here’s my Six collection! 82% done! Not counting the cruise casts, I still need…

Mean Girls | October 23, 2019 | Maria Briggs (u/s Coach Carr, Mathletes Moderator)

Maria the superswing went on for Coach Carr and the Mathletes Moderator tonight and you don’t get to not hear what that sounds like

So, the studio cast had a Megasix! It’s pretty similar to the current one, but it has some extra lyrics. It’s absolutely awesome and deserves to be better known. Lyrics:

Aragon: Alas my love~ Boleyn: You do me wrong~ Seymour: To cast me off~ discourteously~ Cleves: For I have loved you~ Howard: So~ long Parr: Delighting~ in your company

All: Delighting in your compa- Ny-ny-ny-ny-ny-ny N-N-N-N

Aragon: N-N-N-No way! Hey!

You must think that I’m crazy! You wanna replace me? Baby, there’s All: N-N-N-N-N-N-No way!

Aragon: If you thought for a moment I’d granted you annulment Just hold up; there’s, All: N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-

Not sorry!

Boleyn: Sorry, not sorry ‘bout what I said I’m just tryin’a have some fun Aragon: N-N-No way! Boleyn: Don’t worry, don’t worry Don’t lose your head I didn’t mean to hurt anyone

Seymour: You can build me up Boleyn: L-O-L Seymour: You can tear me down Boleyn: Say “Oh, well!” Seymour: You can try, but I’m unbreakable Boleyn: Or go to hell!

All: You wanna do your best But I’ll stand the test You’ll find that I’ve Seymour: Got a heart of

All: Sto-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-one!

Cleves: All alone, on a throne In a palace that I happen to– Howard: The only thing you wanna– Cleves: Too bad I don’t agree! ‘cause I’m the queen of the castle Get down you dirty rascal

Howard: All you wanna do, all you wanna do, babe, is Touch me, love me– Parr: I’ve had enough Howard: –see,  Howard: All you wanna do, all you wanna do, babe, is Touch me, love me, l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-

Parr: I don’t need your– Alas my love you do…

All: We’re through Too many time’s it’s been told And there’s no way ‘cause all you wanna do, all you wanna do, babe, is Bring me down, but I’m unbreakable!

So don’t lose your head Now history’s been overthrown WE’RE THE QUEENS OF THE CASTLE! Get down… You dirty rascal

JA!

Queens leaving the past behind Historical narrative redefined Her story has come alive When you open your eyes, you will soon realize That we’re so much more than–

Aragon: Divorced! Boleyn: Beheaded! Seymour: Died! Cleves: Divorced! Howard: Beheaded! Parr: Survived!

Mean Girls | September 25, 2019 | Olivia Kaufmann (s/b Cady Heron)

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