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I find comfort in knowing that people who Iâve cut out of my life are left with this version of me that simply doesnât exist anymore. The memory and image of me that they have isnt who I am, and Iâm happy that itâs that way. Iâve changed and grown and they wont ever get the chance to know the better version of myself that Iâve become during their absence.
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I GOT MY DOG A LIFE JACKET AND SHE FORGOT HOW TO BE A DOG
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Iâm gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and Iâm gonna get it
I submitted my application and resume
I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW
My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck
I GOT THE FUCKING JOB
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My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopusâ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.
A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.
The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. Thatâs not just intelligence, thatâs a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can beâŚ
OH MY GOD
I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. âWell, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.â they are super smart
I love octopuses so, so much.
@_@
I am both delighted and FUCKING TERRIFIED.
Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didnât mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I donât know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldnât move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.
Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives
The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together
Extensive research has revealed why Spice World was so successful
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this fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined
chillin on a Saturday night
Calm down jojo
youâre right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax
You call that âchillinâ?
Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink
I dunno, man,
 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop
get on my level boys
Unfortunately to âget on your levelâ Iâd need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.
Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck
KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!
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Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]
My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.
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Linda and Bob a relationship is all I want in life
