Amiright, ladies?

Pokemon Heritage Post

the fact i just finished doing the Name Every Pokemon quiz, opened tumblr, and immediately saw my queue had spat this out

Well I wasn’t planning on bringing a Geiger counter to church but now that you bring it up

The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you'd resolved your karma you wouldn't be on tumblr.

love between vampires can be one thing, or it can be countless things. however you want me, i can be that for you. you said you want me to be present as your maker? i can be a maker for you. i want to be your maker. disregard the last 500 years in which i was repulsed by the idea. i don't have any complicated feelings about that at all. you said you want cool vampire powers even though you're a three year old fledgling? i can help you become a daywalker, a skill that apparently takes centuries to develop. you're an investigative journalist, don't you want a scandal on lestat? i can give you a scandal. i want to help you finish that job. lestat fucks his mom. isn't that good? aren't i useful? aren't i worth keeping around?

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

give me your most controversial music opinion

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

such is the extraordinary power of the elf stones

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"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

This post has soup in it!! Very good.

'i cant believe shes 50 shes still so beautiful' 'she hasnt aged one day past 30' 'how is she STILL gorgeous??' you people are so weak. how about aging is hot and signs of age are sexy and shes getting more attractive every year. how about that

girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika