Amiright, ladies?

I do enjoy when a very old classic Tumblr post (like literally a decade old at this point) comes across my Dash and I click on OP's account and their last post was like, 30 minutes ago.

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rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

"Medieval Christians would have gone nuts for protons, neutrons, and electrons for trinity reasons" sounds like a jokey oversimplification historypost but I cannot really articulate how true that is. They would never shut up about it.

RIP St Thomas Aquinas you would have loved atomic physics

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

taking a break from my mental health to focus on watching a tv show

nobody UNDERSTANDS this post!! this is NOT about feeling BAD and watching your COMFORT show!!! this is about feeling FINE but then CHOOSING to watch a show that makes you want to KILL YOUR SELF

Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins, do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks. My tricks are some of the most expensive one’s you’ll ever see. My tricks are the best tricks around. No one has tricks like me. My tricks are incomparable. “Look at those tricks, those tricks are amazing. Who’s trick are those?” people say, and the answer always comes back - Gandalf. 

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.