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We have almost no info about his dad and mom except that his dad was so abusive (reminder that human Rurik's parents are NOT the same as F!Ink and Dream, just very loosely based) that Rurik ran away from him and his mom left him at undisclosed time which is why the entire next part of this post is made up by me, except the fact that he shares a mother with Palette and that his dad blamed him for his mother leaving
Let's start from his dad (which I named Ivan) and his parents, Rurik's grandparents
His grandma was Russian (actually, from the Soviet Union at the time...) and his granddad was Hungarian. But they both moved to the U.S. and had his father there. They met when they were young and emmigrated when they were around 20 years old.
Keep in mind that those grandparents emigrated in the 70s. Which means a very traumatized and probably stressed pair of people who have to claw their way out in a completely new country (there is a reason Rurik's dad can't behave, just saying)
Ivan never had any luck with ladies (he doesn't know he's a repressed gay. Wait who said that) so he ended up a lonely workaholic. He fought with his parents so much in his 20s that they cut ties
Fast forward to when he's 29 working at construction sites (he would be a good architect but never had a chance to go to a good school so he does whatever is related), he gains a new coworker, a businesswoman (let's name her Delia) overseeing a huge project from a client abroad that wants to expand to U.S. They end up drinking coffee every time she comes to check on progress (he's one of the main guys in charge) and they both slowly end up becoming more. Ivan is hiding a lot of things to make himself look better... He tells her she should move to live with him but she's hesistant
One romance later it turns out she is pregnant with his child 🫣 Ivan swears he will take care of them because it's his chance at a "normal, traditional" life and begs her to stay, but when he rushes to the hospital on the day Rurik is born, she is nowhere to be seen. He never gets answers. Nobody knows where she went, or they pretend they don't.
All he gets is a little baby crying alone in the dimmed hospital room
Ivan thought he would at least have something out of the baby, but the mask he kept on for Delia slowly cracked under the feeling of betrayal and anger as Rurik grew older (He has her eyes...)
He kept on blaming Rurik, saying that he made her leave (Rurik didn't even know at what moment she left!) because he couldn't cope with the thought that maybe Delia just saw through his lies (even though that wasn't the truth either)
Now the crazy part, as an adult Rurik finds out that Delia tried to find him later, around the time Palette was born, but she went missing and still is to this day.
Was she running from something, and it finally got her?
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Evil AU where Duelette break up but Palette always wears a blue pin in his outfit and Due always wears a yellow one because their relationship was so lifechaning that even after years of not knowing where to find the other they think about them and look for each other's eyes in other people's faces...
Evil AU where Duelette break up but Palette always wears a blue pin in his outfit and Due always wears a yellow one because their relationship was so lifechaning that even after years of not knowing where to find the other they think about them and look for each other's eyes in other people's faces...
I'm sharing this headCanon because @problems-exe thought I should and I've always had this idea in mind but wasn't sure if it would be a good idea.
in the video game, it talks about how their Magic is, basically how they talk. Their magic helps them communicate. If they're made out of magic, then magic relates to communication as well. That therefore applies the logic that there's a link to a personality; therefore, a monster's personality affects their appearance.
That would explain how all monsters look so different from each other, as the original monsters would have looked different because of their personalities. Then they would have children that would look similar to them, Therefore, making the different types of monsters.
That also applies to the logic, though, that a personality change would change their appearance. for exampl, If a monster like Sands had his personality changed in some manner then his physical appearance would probably change based off of his personality so if he became more aggressive and violent than he would therefore become probably larger and his bones would sharpen. the properties of their magic which would mean their abilities would also change based off of their personality because their magic is tied to their personality.
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Remember that one Rainbow Dash mlp episode where her parents show Scootaloo around and it turns out that they have an entire album of not-very-special achievements that they cheered her up on anyway and always acted like she was always number 1
rating all of the ways ive tried to seduce the emo I have a crush on based on their effectiveness, scale of 1 to 10:
letting them practice witchcraft on me: 7/10, could be platonic but I think I get Weird and Freaky enough about it that they can tell I mean it in a non-platonic manner
offering them my blood sometimes: 9/10, they like blood a Normal Amount so it seems to be working pretty well. also they can probably do witchcraft with that too so
making them a cd mixtape: 10/10, emo classic
telling them if they were a pokemon theyd be mimikyu: 7/10, they were very flattered but obviously tried to hide it cause they dont wanna look like a nerd
giving them a necklace with a coffin nail on it: 1000/10, they made a noise when i gave it to them. theyd kill me for telling you this but i heard the tinniest little squeal of joy,,,,,i think id kill for them lol
taking them foraging for like. paganism plant stuff: 10/10, witches love The Haunted Woods
collecting preserved spider webs for them: 1000000/10, i love bugs and they do too this is wonderful,,,,,
As a 11 year old kid, Paul Roberts was a very famous animation meme maker. His surname was Pal3tteRoll and he animated mostly penguins. For years, nobody knows where he vanished to, as his channel sits abandoned to this day... Legends still go around about him, how he possibly got the curse of an Ao3 publisher.
But!
One day, on an art fair in a small town... Here he is, "Palette Roller artworks" in bold, pastel letters. The fan loses their breath for a moment, this can't be...
Palette doesn't see it coming–it was but a split second. And yet, he hears the dreadful words:
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I know I am talking a lot about Rurik and food lately but beside his constant will to stay healthy and only eat Good Food, and being anxious about food getting dumped into the trash and food that even resembles mold, I think he also has the fourth thing which is being really uncomfortable when there's TOO much food in the fridge because he gets scared that he won't eat it in time and it will spoil and be wasted (also he was not used to it). The way Dante could fix it was making plans with him about what will be used in what day and stuff but then sometimes it would trigger his "holy shit there's no food I'm going to die" response instead so they had to plan it really carefully to meet in the middle. Still he would rather have a bit too much food than too little
naw because while I think Lotus was never actually in romantic love with Rurik I know Rurik was in DEEP
Lotus was his first love and it was so easy for him to get attached despite Lotus slowly becoming colder but even he had some limits and he got tired of feeling like shit for expressing his feelings, especially after The Big Fight and meeting Dante
He still feels <something> even after all those years but it's not the kind of love that would make him attempt to go back to Lotus, Dante already stole his heart back anyway
Besides Lotus would Not Change his mind he just can't force himself to look at Rurik the same as Rurik looked at them
I think Rurik was not entirely mad at the idea of being caught and put in a reform camp
Cw: mention of food insecurity and abuse
Obviously places like this can still have many problems. And it probably did have some (Rurik's possible trauma from those is an entire another topic)
But just for the mere fact of structure and having regular access to food and somewhere to stay. And having some adults actually supervise him for once. He hated rules so much but quickly realized that this way he can earn more, he was good at fulfilling orders and demands but not without making joke of them sometimes or causing trouble
What Lotus couldn't fix (because he was just a kid too) was taken care of there at least somewhat, I do believe there was at least one person who genuinely wanted to help him out or some things that benefited him
Maybe that's even where he first took cooking classes (as a part of education about food and therapy for those who struggled with trauma around food)
Too bad later army screwed up that food relationship a little again
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