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from the 1996 movie Scream!
â Well, I think that you have the wrong number. â
â Wait, wait. Donât hang up. â
â Why donât you want to talk to me? â
â Whatâs your favorite scary movie? â
â Why? You wanna ask me out on a date? â
â âCause I wanna know who Iâm looking at. â
â You hang up on me again, Iâll gut you like a fish, understand?! â
â Iâm getting scared. Iâm shaking in my boots. â
â Sorry donât hate me. â
â You sleep in that? â
â (whomever) is in the other room. You canât be in here. â
â It occurred to me that Iâve never snuck through your bedroom window. â
â The, uh, The Exorcist was on. It got me thinking of you.â
â You know, I- I appreciate the romantic gesture. â
â Do you believe this shit? â
â And weâre not just talking killed. Weâre talking splatter-movie killed. Ripped open from end to end. â
â The killer could easily be female. â
â That was an ice pick, not exactly the same thing. â
â Hey, itâs called tact, you fuck rag. â
â Ooh. Was that before or after he sliced and diced? â
â Scary night, isnât it? â
â Fuck you, you cretin! â
â Well, weâre seeinâ a lot of you today. â
â Yeah. Youâre a real pain in the ass. â
â The janitorâs your superior. â
â Isnât there a back way out of this building? â
â Whereâd you learn to punch like that? â
â He was destined to have a flaw. I knew he was too perfect. â
â An innocent guy doesnât stand a chance with you! â
â Donât worry, youâll find out soon enough. I promise. â
â Iâm sorry I mangled your face. â
â Oh, you mean after you branded him the Candyman? â
â No, his heartâs broken. â
â Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You still think itâs me. â
â Understand what? That I have a girlfriend that would rather accuse me of being a psychopathic killer than touch me? â
â Okay, okay, Iâm sorry. Itâs a bad analogy. â
â Serial killerâs not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.â
â If I may say so, you are much prettier in person. â
â Totally protected. Yo, I am so buff. I got you covered, girl. â
â If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath, would you be standing in the horror section? â
â Now, youâre telling me, thatâs not a killer? â
â Iâm sorry, I didnât mean to scare ya. â
â Oh, you wanna play psycho killer? â
â Subtlety, (name). You should look it up. â
â I canât wallow in the grief process forever⌠â
â What do I have to do to prove to you that Iâm not a killer? â
â We all go a little mad sometimes. â
â Whatâs the matter, (name)? You look like youâve seen a ghost. â
â You hear that (name)? I think she wants a motive. â
â See, itâs a lot scarier when thereâs no motive, (name). â
â It works better without the safety on. â
â Peer pressure. Iâm far too sensitive. â
â Ow! You fuckinâ hit me with the phone, dick! â
â My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me. â
â Guess I remembered the safety that time, you bastard. â