anything but ordinary

Nope. It will.

Mels please..?

What’re you doing wandering around here at a time like this? Got nowhere better to be?

Honestly... No

Officially? Well, that’s a relief! I officially like you too, Roxy. My name’s Colleen and, yes, I’ll make sure it’s in tip top shape twenty-four seven. Maybe that way you’ll be so thrilled that you’ll have a statue of me built right beside yours. Now I sound like I have a hidden agenda and your narcissistic comment doesn’t sound half bad!

You want a statue huh? All right fine, I think I can pull that off.. anything you want it to say? I mean mine clearly says.. Here stands Roxy the incredible, and supreme overlord of Hawaii. Gotta make it good ya know, make it worth it.

That would mean we have to all sit down and be in the same room long enough to actually write an entire book. Practically impossible. Boss hate I actually can’t relate to too much. Then again, I can’t see why my boss would hate me when I ask for extra shifts and work to do so I remain busy. Can’t hate that unless you want spit in every customers food for the rest of… however long. —I’m not even tubby anymore, okay? Obviously..

Maybe I should take a page from your book and ask him for extra shifts although he might just say no. Cause that means more of me around the place. - It's a term of endearment shrimp, learn to embrace it.

I jus’ wanted it off for a while. It was itchin’ some, let me tell ya. No, Wade, no. No.

Too late Adkins, I have already decided on it. I will get ya a girlfriend if it's the last thing I do. B'sides it helps that I know how you kiss so I can sell it real well. You'll have dolls lining up to date ya after I'm done you'll see.

Murder? Well, let’s make sure that doesn’t happen! Sir— sir, I’m sorry! Would ya’ like a cup of coffee to make it up? No? Alright, g’day, sir! …I don’t think that helped very much, but I tired. Hey, if they— whoever they are— ever make you a statue, let me know so I can chase the pesky birds away. Can’t have ‘em ruining these things.

Oh forget him. He's just a bitter old bat, trust me I should know I've annoyed him since the day I got here. - I officially like you now stranger. Are you going to make sure my statue stays pretty? I mean it's only fair it stays true to the original? And now I've sounded like a narcissistic ass, Hi I'm Roxy nice to meet ya.

Apparently that’s the Wade way. Yeah, I don’t think either of us are in positions to skip work, Rox. I can just follow you around and annoy you and everyone else, though.

The Wade Way, we should write a book about feelings, we'd make tons of money.. beause ya know we fail at em and people would wanna good laugh. No we are most definitely not. I think my boss hates me, and the only reason I haven't been fired yet is cause.. a pal promises he can get me in line. Kid I've grown immune to you annoying me besides all I gotta do is call ya tubby again and I've annoyed you right back.

Good, then my work here is done.

That's not a building it's a statue they built for me. - No I'm joking, I wish.. well no I don't because if I had a statue of myself somewhere out here it would probably be covered in bird poop. - Oh and whoever you crashed into seems to be staring I'd walk away before they murder ya.

Maybe it’d be better if you did cry. At least it’d be amusing

Hide from my rain cloud? Absolutely not, I would never. My mother needed me to go home due to the fact that she was having a rough time with the girls and all of us being gone. I wanted to come back sooner, but time seemed to slip away from me. But I did miss everyone so much.

How could I forget! Who do I wanna annoy? Ya know my answer is always going to be Teddy, Roxy. Teddy needs to be annoyed every second of the day. Why do you think I live with him? Trust me, it’s not because he’s fun… because he isn’t. His idea of fun is running. Alright, let’s go! We’ll have this all done and even be home for dinner.

Now I know why I don’t visit you at work. Well, among other reasons.

Don’t cry for me, blondie. I’m always falling all over the place and making a fool of myself. It’s nothing new. Just brush off the dirt and get on with my life.