Howdy, it's Wacky Jack!

Congrats to all the English people on getting the heck outta Dodge! Here’s to a couple more countries high-tailing it now that Britain did what they shoulda done a long time ago.

I ain't got any balloons, but a ziplock bag oughta do the trick. Wish me luck, Tumblr!

I figure I might set up some mead today while the wife is asleep. Anyone know what bread yeast mead tastes like?

I’m heading out to wake up the bees in a sec, but could one of you gays tell me why y’all love cherries so much? This guy Scott from town, he’s queer, and not a day goes by he ain’t in my drive asking after some ripe cherries. He pays, but I ain’t ever seen a man with such an appetite for cherries.

Howdy, Tumblr! My buddy in town said I oughta make one of these and talk to people that ain’t from around here. He says there’s a lotta gays and weirdos here, which I gotta see!