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Harry Potter Burp & Fart Headcanons

In the HP fandom, I’m only interested writing Drarry ;)

Burping:

Harry Potter: Harry burps like a normal guy. Loud and brassy. Can compete with the best of his mates when they would have a few impromptu burping contests in their dorms at Hogwarts. But he’s also a good guy and tries not to burp in front of girls (even Hermione) out of politeness and does blush if a burp sneaks out of him while at the dinner hall or somewhere public. But ultimately, he thinks that burps are just a basic human function and he mostly just feels relieved when he does get a good burp out.

Draco Malfoy: Malfoys don’t burp. Malfoys are above the disgusting manners of average pigs that call themselves men out there. Well, that’s what he grew up being taught. Pre/present war times, Draco would do his best to hide his burps- by swallowing them or making sure to monitor his diet to prevent it from happening. So basically he didn’t burp before- just had mini weird ‘hiccups’ instead. After the Battle of Hogwarts and especially when he got together with Harry, he learned how to finally break away from the Malfoy name and to live freely. So now he burps. Actually, belches is more like it. Like he belches long and loud and can do many in one session. Give him a can of soda and he’d be letting out burps for the rest of the day and a bit the next morning too. Draco’s only comfortable doing it around Harry though since Harry is the only person that Draco can truly and fully be himself around. When Draco burps in front of Harry, he won’t excuse himself but sigh and thank Harry for the delicious meal. Because Draco has finally learned how relieving it is to finally let go and he definitely does do so.

Farting:

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Ask me three of those, if you like :) just write the numbers into the ask. Also, feel free to reblog and let your followers ask you!

1. When did you first realize you’re an eproctophile person?

2. Which farts do you prefer: “Silent but deadly” or loud blasts that almost don’t smell?

3. What do you like more about a fart or burp: sound or smell?

4. Do you ever fart in public intentionally?

5. Did you ever inflate yourself? If so, how?

6. Which food makes you gassy?

7. Which drink makes you burp the most?

8. Do you have a problem with farting in public restrooms?

9. Did you ever want so fart, but you ended up sharting in your pants?

10. Did you ever want to belch, but you got heartburn or even ended up vomiting?

11. Have you ever had a fart or burp contest with someone?

12. Have you ever put somebody into the “dutch oven”?

13. Do you have “morning gas” sometimes?

14. Do you stuff yourself in order to become gassy?

15. In which situations do you enjoy farting or belching the most? (for example: after stuffing, in the bathtub, in bed etc)

16. What’s the weirdest place you ever farted in?

17. Are you into scat as well?

18. Have you ever recorded your own farts and/or burps?

19. Do you think toilet humor is funny?

20. Do you have a favorite fart or burp scene from a movie or TV series? 21. Do you read fanfiction that involves farting / burping?

22. Do you draw art that’s related to your fetishes?

23. Do you rp?

24. Did you ever fart in an elevator? If so, were you alone or with other people?

25. Use three adjectives to describe your ideal fart or burp.

26. Have you ever confessed your fart / burp kink to anyone?

27. Fart on somebody or being farted on?

28. What do you think about the kinky tumblr community? Anything you want to say to your followers?

29. If a fairy offered you to change your fetishes – would you want to get rid of your fart or burp kink?

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