somethin edgy

oh man i just got back and theres drama awesome

whats good tell me whats beem going on the past few

months

wow shit its been a few months

anyway this is the first thing i saw on my dash after making my post so im coming to you

this drama aint shit im gonna divvulge to anyone let alone some obscure vvariable squatter

aint nothin been happenin to report here anywway cause i wwent and married my job so i dont got a damn thing to tell

Pro8a8ly 8est to just log 8ack off.

> She won’t talk to you because you’re drunk. Last time you were you overstepped boundaries. You played pale and that wasn’t fair. You’re pretty sure she didn’t appreciate it. You never asked. It wasn’t right. She didn’t need that. Should you have fucked off like you did? Maybe you should have followed up on that. You were married to your job, though. You didn’t have time for friendship, even your matesprit and kismesis were being neglected. You told her you’d be gone a lot. Or did you? Shit, you don’t remember.

> You stare into the bottom of your glass for a moment and set it down, then go to your room. Maybe she’ll talk again when you’re sober. Of course she will. It’s stupid to think she wouldn’t. She’ll set you straight next time you talk. For now, you should sober up. It’s about time for your week off of work, and you have a lot to do while you’re free. Go shopping, clean the house, pay attention to those who live with you, clean the house, assure your matesprit you’re not dead, clean the house... You’ll be busy, yeah.

Hey. Hey Eridan. Hey fuck you.

Are you drunk.

The Joke Is She’s An Expert Compeller

LISTEN. WHATEVER. I’M NOT DRUNK 8UT I MIGHT AS WELL 8E.

The guy. Will compel me. A succu8us.

The power of the guy will compel me all right.

8ut 8a8y. ::::(

powwer of the guy compels you

to wwhat i dont knoww

I’ll succ you.