why why why

You want motivation? My parrot is up at 6.30 every morning, cursing and denying god. What are YOU doing in those precious morning hours? Sleeping? Pathetic.

wish i would get thirstfollowed. but y’all only follow me cuz i’m funny and brilliant or whatever

my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child

I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000

I can’t find it right now But I could have sworn Toronto police released a statement a year or two back saying they didn’t believe the murders connected when the community was bringing up the possibility of a serial killer. I do know the community has been talking about the epidemic of missing men in the neighbourhood since I lived there in 2014. So it’s extra disgusting they’d try and say we weren’t doing enough.

Toronto police reassure public there is no serial killer responsible for waves of disappearances in LGBT community (December, 2017)

I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because she knows where my phone is,,,,, I love technology

I woke up this morning and on the Alexa app it’ll give you a string of posts of what you asked Alexa and I told Alexa I loved her 37 separate times with the last one being “good night I love you” and her response being “good night, sweet dreams”

this post is better than the entirety of the movie “Her”

I WANTED TO BE AN ICE SKATER WHEN I WAS LITTLE BUT DIDNT THINK I COULD BC OF THE OUTFITS BUT !!!!!!!’

^^^^^^ why I always reblog Muslim ladies doing sports

Where’s Internet explorer