sweetheart

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside

sometimes people on social media will do the most insane defeatist whataboutisms to literally anything you say ever and its like oh okay if every single thing in the world is so hopeless and doomed forever then why don't you just curl up like a bug and die

We should go back to calling things wack. Shit's never been wacker

i love suffering with a nice soundtrack

Why has every day of 2026 so far felt like taking Benadryl and waking up Wrong at 2:00 AM on the couch in the dark

mutual who went out for cigarettes and never came back

If your willing to spend the rest of your days there, I won’t stop you 🖤💋