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this is GREAT two sentence horror actually

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Scifi writer fear: readers who like to do more math than you do

derinthescarletpescatarian

Writer: Okay so this seems like an appropriate size for this room, given its function and the drama needed for the scene...

Readers: Perfect! we were told 3 chapters back that this room is 'the average room size for a spaceship of this type', meaning that we can use this size information to back-calculate the volume of the spaceship, adjust for the stated 0.9atm air pressure... and then looking at the required air cycling rate for humans... we can see that the air purification system briefly described in chapter 6 when they were replacing air filters would be impossible for this spaceship!

derinthescarletpescatarian

Tumblr ask 6 months later: It was really clever how you used the size of the rooms and the air filter system to hint that the ceilings of all the rooms were very very low and thus let the audience deduce that humans in the future are much shorter than humans today! That's a great little nod to the 'humans have gotten taller over time' thing that people like to say, and really subtle, since people who hadn't done the math on the room volume would never see it!

Writer: ... Yes. That was... very clever... of me... to do.

elizabethswitch

Showing numbers to sci-fi readers is a little like making the let's-play pose at an excitable terrier of unidentified provenance.

derinthescarletpescatarian

New scifi writer fear: linguists

#oh yeah the linguistics thing #also physics #also basically explaining anything like do I look like a mad scientist??????#no!!!! I'm a humble teller if tales

popsunner

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

popsunner

Don’t do this to me

professional-chaotic-dumbass

my brother in christ you made the post

tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors

faggotfungus

#linguistics

faggotfungus

#linguistics

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sqrt-73

screw ray bradburys 6 word poem. here’s my 2 word one:

Keep reading

#you got me

iamthemaestro

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

only-tiktoks

britney-j-christ

softservecanine

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

aetherograph

It's called an EZRide+ and you can learn where to find them here. They're about $1100 US as of June 2026, but you might need to buy additional parts to attach them to your chair, depending on the style of chair.

Remember to put links to products like this, they're usually hard to find and a lot of people need to know they exist.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

THIS IS SO COOL

cowardsexual

stratt and grace and the rest of the phm science team running on 4 cumulative hours of sleep at an unscheduled conference. dimitri and lokken are trying to explain a new complication in the hail mary's fueling system and the resources necessary to iron it out but they keep getting interrupted by government officials butting in until grace (who doesn't even look up from his laptop and checked out of the conversation two days ago) snaps "we raise our hands to speak"

complete silence for like 3 seconds. the french prime minister sheepishly raises his hand and stratt smiles for the first time that week (grace buries his entire head behind his laptop screen for wont of a better option, like jumping straight into the sea)

ryllen

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anik

i love this guy

occudo

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

inspired by @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

#genuinely this is so funny #phm #project hail Mary #this is such a teacher instinct #10/10 comic

nohoperadio

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

#birb #I love this

dragon-in-a-fez

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

lesvegas

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

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eels-on-wheels

had the sketch for this as a wip for a couple months, decided to just colour it and post. i don't think i'll ever be satisfied with this one but the colour helped, and hopefully someone out there enjoys it anyway!!!!!!!!!! <3333 i also heal a little bit every time i share something that i worry isn't good

#love this #Naruto #good art

explicitlyrics

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

loth-caatgirl

actually yes this needs to be kept as part of this conversation

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