Non-WoD Vampires Assigned VTM Clans

i promise i will price my etsy jewelry reasonably thank you for your interest so far this is something ive been doing since i was in 5th grade, weirdly enough. i learned semiprecious stones and beading and handling components and chain etc as a little kid because i needed to raise money to go on a field trip to washington dc lol. we weren't rich, and so my mom helped me out learning to assemble jewelry and i set up a little table outside the local church on sunday morning, and i sat there adorably with my curls and politely sold inexpensive semiprecious stone jewelry to the local church ladies in all the colors to match their hats and so on. later i kept doing it to send money to environmental charities i wanted to support and started a club for other 5th grade girls and they put us in the local newspaper lollll

all jewelry i end up making/selling i'll be sure to list materials as accurately as possible. rn im working mostly with stainless steel. the plated brass/alloy stuff is just too unstable, with my body chemistry i will start oxidizing that shit within days, it's gross. if i decide to keep doing this i would prefer to work with plated sterling/925 but it's not a good expense right now no matter how ADHD i feel about it (affirmations).

Have you ever written anything so stupid you just could not talk about it until you were done with it?

Seinfeld characters and the Vampire clans that would pick them