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i do think itās interesting that in less than a decade after reviving both the jurassic park movies and star wars franchises, universal and disney, respectively, have fucked up what could have been never-ending theatrical cash cows to the point where the jurassic franchise is ending in critical disgrace and star wars has been relegated almost exclusively to disneyās streaming platform. how badly do you have to fumble bags that are mostly just āpeople and aliens in a far off galaxy and spaceā and ādinosaurs! what would happen if dinosaurs?ā that the franchises became so devoid of any redeemable value that people are eh about seeing a cultural icon like darth vader wield his lightsaber or a website like rotten tomatoes, which grades on a heavy curve, especially for nostalgic projects, has your film at a 37% critical favorability and is being accused of making dinosaurs āuncoolā. itās fascinating. i hope the bubble bursts for marvel next.
Jurassic World is fascinating, honestly.
The premise is that the park believes audiences no longer find the standard dinosaurs exciting enough to stay profitable, and rather than likeā¦reevaluating the purpose of the parks, they just make bigger and more wildly implausible dinosaurs to ramp up profit, and that leads to a disaster because it is a monsterous wreck that never should have been created.
Which is a great metaphor for the movie itself.
I found it hard to swallow the premise of Jurassic World in the first place - that kids would get tired enough of dinosaurs that the parkās owners would need a fresh gimmick to goose sales. Kids love dinosaurs! Heck, kids still go to zoos featuring animals that arenāt extinct. Everything that follows from that is utterly cynical and contrived and stupid, and we wonāt even get into the gender issues or the lame plotting or the asinine Fakeosaurs who are exactly as powerful and smart as a given scene needs them to be.Ā
The problem, if it is a problem, is that the park, in both the original and in World, *isnt* a zoo. Itās a theme park.
For zoos, you donāt need to have continuous profit. Zoos get a lot of their operating costs from donations, grant research, sometimes even public funds, in addition to admission and gift shops and concessions. A truly good zoo is like a museum, a research and rehabilitation facility, and an educational space.
A theme park is not. A theme park is all about profit. Itās all about thrill. Itās all about vacation packages and stock holders. And theme parks need to keep ramping things up with new attractions and new stuff to do to keep investment and attendance high.
Jurassic Park is a theme park. In the first movie, itās not the SCIENCE that makes things go bad, itās the capitalism; itās Nedry, discontent with not getting paid enough, manipulating weaknesses in park security, selling the Dino embryos to a rival and the cascade of failures that had been overlooked because none of the people involved in this project had ever run *a zoo.* (it isnāt hard to design an enclosure for a large carnivore that doesnāt immediate fail during a power outageā¦)
In Jurrasic World, this is the same outlook. Itās not a zoo that has research and education grants keeping it going. Itās a theme park that needs to make a profit. A theme park needs a new roller coaster each year, a new show, a new thrill. You have to keep making your theme park more and more extreme.
That premise makes sense. The fact that World, as a movie, is just so bad, so over the top and nonsensical for the sake of ramping up the excitement and action to all new, even more extreme levels because they think thatās what we as an audience want for the movie to be profitable.
Itās the irony for me.
Just thinking again about the alternate version of supernatural where it all really meant something. Where the threads tied together into something beautiful at the end. It didn't have to be happy. It didn't have to be mind-blowing. It didn't have to be amazing, even. But I wish it had been something worth thinking about, something that moved me, something with a bit of significance. And I wish Cas had kissed Dean with tongue. But mostly the first bit.
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Oh my God. Cas was in LOVE with Dean. Like Dean would laugh and Cas would LITERALLY. CANONICALLY. Think "ah yes, that's the man I LOVE." He would say something stupid and Cas would think of him fondly. It's CANON. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

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brad pitt is already suing angelina jolie for defamation for calling him abusive so now seems like a good time to say:
angelina has maintained this entire time that all she cares about is the safety of her children
their oldest child maddox literally refuses to speak to brad
angelina has also said that she was deeply uncomfortable with brad because he chose to continue working with harvey weinstein after weinstein assaulted angelina. brad knew this but still worked with him anyway
when they divorced, the court ruled that angelina was allowed to sell her share of the vineyard she and brad co-own, and she offered to sell her share TO BRAD but he declined, so she sold to a company called stoli. stoli is now suing brad for mismanaging funds, so heās suing angelina as a big distraction and because he thinks this will get her shares back to him, if he can prove sheĀ āliedā to destroy his reputation
brad is also lying and saying stoli is pro-russia, but the owner is a huge putin critic and has been for over 20 years. the owner is even banned from entering russia because of all their criticism of putin, but brad is lying to destroy this personās reputation too
ps: bradās also specifically asking for a trial by jury. wonder who he learned that from?
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