Hungry Helper

"I have no right to feel fear, not after letting all this happen."

*Truthfully when Sirei first received news of what what had happened to the invaders he was relieved. While he would still have the missiles launch on day one hundred it meant that humanity wouldn't have to worry. That relief suddenly turned to horror when one after another his charges fell and became what seemed to be zombies.

While the male couldn't speak for the planet at large, in this building there was no one besides himself still breathing. The tactic was to stall until morning and find any one to launch a counter attack on these things and yet that was blocked as well.*

*As soon as Takumi said that with a grin and left all the males present would pin Sirei,no his name was Tetsuya to the ground. A creature with glowing red eyes would slowly make it's way ontop of him, the tentacles wriggling through the inside of his mouth. She could feel him trying to break the grip of the males but it was no use. They simply outnumbered him.

"I have no right to feel fear, not after letting all this happen."

*Truthfully when Sirei first received news of what what had happened to the invaders he was relieved. While he would still have the missiles launch on day one hundred it meant that humanity wouldn't have to worry. That relief suddenly turned to horror when one after another his charges fell and became what seemed to be zombies.

While the male couldn't speak for the planet at large, in this building there was no one besides himself still breathing. The tactic was to stall until morning and find any one to launch a counter attack on these things and yet that was blocked as well.*

"He's the next best one so don't mess this up."

*As a response the second queen floated away and remained hidden as day one hundred approached. As it did all the males had made sure that Sirei arrived on the academy grounds.*

"I have no right to feel fear, not after letting all this happen."

*Truthfully when Sirei first received news of what what had happened to the invaders he was relieved. While he would still have the missiles launch on day one hundred it meant that humanity wouldn't have to worry. That relief suddenly turned to horror when one after another his charges fell and became what seemed to be zombies.

While the male couldn't speak for the planet at large, in this building there was no one besides himself still breathing. The tactic was to stall until morning and find any one to launch a counter attack on these things and yet that was blocked as well.*

Surely he would meet the requirements to continue the work up on the satellite while they went to the past to continue their growth.

"I have no right to feel fear, not after letting all this happen."

*Truthfully when Sirei first received news of what what had happened to the invaders he was relieved. While he would still have the missiles launch on day one hundred it meant that humanity wouldn't have to worry. That relief suddenly turned to horror when one after another his charges fell and became what seemed to be zombies.

While the male couldn't speak for the planet at large, in this building there was no one besides himself still breathing. The tactic was to stall until morning and find any one to launch a counter attack on these things and yet that was blocked as well.*

"I have no right to feel fear, not after letting all this happen."

*Truthfully when Sirei first received news of what what had happened to the invaders he was relieved. While he would still have the missiles launch on day one hundred it meant that humanity wouldn't have to worry. That relief suddenly turned to horror when one after another his charges fell and became what seemed to be zombies.

While the male couldn't speak for the planet at large, in this building there was no one besides himself still breathing. The tactic was to stall until morning and find any one to launch a counter attack on these things and yet that was blocked as well.*

*The way he spoke made it clear, this man wasn't just a tactician but a soldier. It was day ninety now so ten more before they went back to the past. However who was to say that she was the only queen around?*

“Hello, can you hear me?“

“Pull me in, hold me tight.”

“Consider this my apology.”

“You told me you were ready.”

“Please, stay where you are.”

“I want every single piece of you.”

“Everybody here is watching you.”

“Let me photograph you in this light.”

“This ain’t easy… it’s not meant to be.”

“Don’t pretend that you don’t want me.”

“I’m sorry for everything that I’ve done.”

“There’s such a difference between us.”

“But, when I call, you never seem to be home.”

“Send my love to your new lover. Treat her better.”

“You have given me something I can’t live without.”

“It’s so typical of me to talk about myself, I’m sorry.”

“If you’re going to let me down, let me down gently.”

“I never meant to hurt you or lie straight to your face.”

“I should probably tell you now, before it’s way too late.”

“I’ve forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet.”

“It’s no secret that the both of us are running out of time.”

“I remember all of the things that I thought I wanted to be.”

“Why have we been through what we have been through?”

“I was wondering if, after all these years, you’d like to meet?”

“But it don’t matter. It clearly doesn’t tear you apart anymore.”

“But, if by chance you’re here alone… can I have a moment?”

“I’m scared to death if I let you in… that you’ll see I’m just a fake.”

“If you’re not the one for me, why do I hate the idea of being free?”

“Don’t look at me.”

“Will you have a drink with me?“

“This is sick. This is totally sick.“

“Because life is short and you are hot.“

“I love old things. They make me feel sad.“

“Please, you need to take this. I promised.“

“I’ll stay… I’m going to stay with you, okay?“

“Okay, that was weird. Like you can hear me.“

“Bit freaked. Need to talk. Making you a coffee.“

“Don’t feel sorry for me. I have led a good and full life.“

“Look, some things you never find out. And that’s okay.“

“Are you following me? Are you going to stop following me?”

“They were upstairs before, but I think I heard them moving.“

“It’s all a bit complicated. I’m not sure I understand it myself.”

“Okay, let’s investigate! You and me, girl investigators. Love it!”

“Yeah, people don’t understand time. It’s not what you think it is.“

“Who’d come here? …What are you doing? It could be a burglar!”

“We found that there, too. Somebody’s idea of a joke, I suppose.“

“They’re coming for you, but listen, your life could depend on this.”

“Don’t turn your back, don’t look away, and don’t blink. Good luck.”

“Things happening. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard.”

“I’m sorry, I feel really stupid, but I was told to make absolutely sure.”

“Hope he’s not lying, because I don’t see how else we’re getting out.“

“But, that’s not the big question. See, you’re missing the big question.“

“My God, it’s you. It really is you. Oh, you don’t remember me, do you?“

“I’ve had enough, now. I’ve had a long day and I’ve had bloody enough!“

“It’s one in the morning. Do you think I’m coming round at one in the morning?”

“Sorry, bit of a rush. There’s a sort of thing happening. Fairly important we stop it.“

“I don’t know what you’re going to say to him, but I know you’ll think of something.“

“Don’t even blink. Blink and you’re dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe.“

“How did he know I was coming here? I didn’t tell anyone. How could anyone have known?“

“I’m clever and I’m listening. And don’t patronise me because people have died, and I’m not happy.“

“But actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey… stuff.”

Part I An assortment of dialogue lines taken from the character Astarion in the game Baldur's Game 3. Adjust as necessary to fit pronoun and/or descriptor. In case of Multimuse, don't forget to specify which one/s. Reblog, please do not repost or add.

“ You can kill it, can't you? Like you killed the others. ”

“ I was hoping for a kind soul. ”

“ Let's try to keep that lovely neck of yours in one piece, hm? ”

“ And to think I was ready to decorate the ground with your innards. Apologies. ”

“ I'm out of wine and flowers, so I hope an introduction will suffice. ”

“ Is that so? We clearly move in different circles. ”

“ You know, I was ready to go this alone, but maybe sticking with the herd isn't such a bad idea. ”

“ Wait, that's it? 'You're doomed, sorry,' and then off to the next adventure?”

“ My my, you've been busy. ”

“ Curling up in the dirt and resting is... a little novel. ”

“ You sleep. I'll keep watch. ”

“ We're all doing surprisingly well, given the circumstances. ”

“ I am open to suggestion. Knives, poison, strangulation - whatever you'd prefer. ”

“ If the last day taught me anything, it's that the impossible is more likely than you think. ”

“ Quite a sight. The stars, I mean. I could take or leave your chin. ”

“ Good. I don't want you to run off just yet. ”

“ I'm not easily impressed by people, but you're stronger than I gave you credit for. ”

“ You have your charms... more than you think. ”

“ No, no - it's not what it looks like! I swear! ”

“ It's not what you think - I'm not some monster!. ”

“ No, I needed you to trust me. And you can trust me. ”

“ I need you alive. You need me strong. ”

“ I shall be gentle as a babe. ”

“ Shouldn't take long. So many people need killing. ”

“ This is a gift, you know. I won't forget it. ”

“ Good morning. How do you feel? ”

“ Someone - or something - wants me alive. They've changed the rules. ”

“ As for my other quirks - well, we can figure those out in time. ”

“ I was worried people might turn up with torches and pitchforks. Although there's still time. ”

“ We're bound together, no matter what comes. ”

“ There now, we're all friends again. ”

“ Oh, you're such a sweetheart. ”

“ I'm here in the spirit of openness and honesty, to work together as a team. ”

“ I've never killed anyone! Well, not for food. ”

“ Do you think you could trust me just a little further? ”

“ I only need a taste, I swear. ”

“ Let's make ourselves comfortable, shall we? ”

“ Oh no. Something's terrible happened! ”

“ You're - you're here! Thank goodness, I was worried about you. ”

“ I understand you're upset, but let's not get carried away. ”

Taken from the Smosh Games' livestream, Teaching Angela Fortnite! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! 

“I want to ask you what you think a Dub is?”

“Is that where people go, “Come home with a W”?”

“It’s kinda like Survivor?”

“I’m a little dang nervous because of the Squads here.”

“I DON’T NEED A WIPE! I’LL USE A WIPE WHEN I’M DEAD!”

“Yeah, that’s crazy that you think that.”

“I sound like a fucking ad right now.”

“I guess they have a pig? Is that something (Name) does?”

“Of course you gotta be weird about her!”

“I would say that all of Fortnite is gay Fortnite.”

“Okay? Okay. Then what the tuck are you here for? You’re not going to help me?!”

“MY BROTHER IS IN THE CHAT!”

“(Name) are you awake?”

“Okay did you see how that liquid was kinda really weird?”

“Yeah! I think we have it in Theatre Kid Mode.”

“Okay, so now when I see someone, I just run?”

“We’re in a game.”

“People are saying you radiate Favorite Cousin vibes.”

“L for /lock in/. Got it.”

“I had to train myself to not panic. I went to therapy.”

“We wanna hit that person with our car.”

“Grand Theft Auto is for sinners!”

“There’s a guy so hit him with your car.”

“Guys! Women are good!”

“Let’s fucking leave this bread and breakfast.”

“Where’s that guy I never killed?”

“Where is she? Where’s my daughter?”

“How do I make a car kill?!”

“Where’d she fucking go? Where’d the bitch go?”

“No! It’s okay, it’s okay. I need faith in the room!”

“This car has cellulite now.”

“What if it’s been (Name) this whole time?” 

“What is this copyright free song?”

“(Name) is so insanely patient, dude.”

“Not me getting starstruck.”

“Oh my god! Mom, (Name) and (Name) are fighting!”

“This is so sick. And by ‘sick’ I mean BORING.”

“So, like, kill this person.”

“Bro, I feel like an absolute cuck.”

“Oh no, here comes the crazy scary, beautiful lady!”

“Uh oh, I can’t do letters!”

“It’s just gonna look like they’re jerkin’ it.”

“No but when they come in you have to fucking slaughter.”

“Oh so you don’t know that this is really impressive? What I’m doing?”

“This is probably the first game since you played since, like what? Crash Bandicoot?”

“This is, frankly, terrifying.”

“You killed so many people just now.”

“I can’t believe (Name) is Ninja.”

“Where’s my brakes wife and my sandwich?”

“”(Name) marry me.” Uh, cant. My partner would be pissed.”

“”How do I know when they die?” You make sure of it.”

“So, anyways, I resumed blasting.”

“Stop saying they know.”

“Death by B.O.B.”

“It’s like you brought a shot gun to baseball.”

“You’re playing against eighty year olds, five year olds and other theatre kids.”

“Imagine getting dissed that hard by (Name).”

“Don’t call them bitches, bro.”

“Is (Name) wearing pants? No.”

“Uh, yes, because of Slay.”

“I really just wanted to come here and Slay.”

“The best part is when they don’t do great.”

“Oh, you hate to see women fight each other like this.”

“I’m going to need you guys to apologize.”

“Okay, I was just about to say that I’m used to being ignored.”

“(Name), no. We love you and we know that we could fuck with you.”

“Anytime someone shows interest in me, I’m like, “Oh, you hate me.””

“Now you’re in a Dodge commercial.”

“There’s nothing about conflict resolution that I’m not scared of.”

“Are we in a little town in Spain?”

“(Name), (Name). End it.”

“Who is this creature?“

“My conscience is clear.“

“How dare you defy me?“

“Be mine or you will burn.”

“The only fool I see is you!“

“You sure? Good day to try.“

“I ask for nothing. I can get by.”

“You do what you think is right.“

“You there, what are you hiding?”

“It’s not my fault! I’m not to blame!”

“You make your point quite vividly.”

“What? What am I supposed to do?“

“A lesson needs to be learned here.“

“But, she will be mine or she will burn.”

“Did you make all these things, yourself?”

“Just as soon as I free this poor creature.“

“Who is the monster and who is the man?”

“I’m sending it back to hell, where it belongs.“

“Will today be the day? Are you ready to fly?“

“You’ve got a funny way of showing gratitude.“

“I’m tired of trying to be something that I’m not.“

“You idiot! That wasn’t kindness, it was cunning!“

“Why is it, whenever we meet, I end up bleeding?“

“Are you always this charming, or am I just lucky?“

“You’re lucky. That arrow almost pierced your heart.“

“Go on. Nobody wants to be cooped up here forever.“

“I don’t know if you can hear me… or if you’re even there.”

“Shh. You’ll hide here until you’re strong enough to move.“

“Speaking of trouble, we should have run into some by now.“

“All my life, you have told me that the world is a dark, cruel place.“

“Alright, alright, just calm down. Just give me a chance to apologize.”

“You leave town for a couple of decades and they change everything.“

“You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help!“

“But, now I see that the only thing dark and cruel about it is people like you!“

“You know I’m so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd!”

“Candlelight, privacy, music. Can’t think of a better place for hand-to-hand combat.”

“I want to bargain for my life.“

“Don’t you dare lie to me, girl.“

“You mean you can’t save me?”

“Why am I even talking to you?”

“So, hurry up, before it kills you.”

“Are you? Have you ever been sure?“

“Keep talking. Don’t waste this chance.“

“I really thought I hated you, you know?“

“Because you lied. You lied to me, again.“

“Do you ever wish bad things on people?”

“It’ll be all right, miss. Just come with me.”

“Hey, listen. You didn’t do anything wrong.“

“So, you were pretending to be heartless…”

“It’s passing right through you, like a ghost.“

“You seemed happy asleep, so I just left you.”

“Look, look, please, can we just not do this now?“

“I did. I did hate you. In fact, I hated you for weeks.“

“I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.“

“You know, I’m going to have to mark you down for this.“

“Is there some sort of fancy dress thing on this evening?“

“Yes, this is probably the end for you. But, make it count.“

“Well, of course not for you, because you’re going to die.“

“This is not a myth. This is real. Forget your superstitions.“

“I’m sorry. I know that must have been distressing for you.“

“Do you love being the man making the impossible choice?“

“Do you want me to move? Because I can certainly do that.“

“Life would be so much simpler if you liked the right people.“

“I was saying goodbye. You can’t end it on a slammed door.“

“This is my life, my death. I’m going to fight for it how I want.”

“Or, here’s a crazy thought: we could do something to stop it.”

“No matter how far you run, it’s always right there behind you.“

“A man just died in front of us. Can we not just have a moment?“

“And there’s that smile again. I don’t even know how you do that.“

“Would you like to think that about me? Would that make it easier?“

“Lie to her. Tell her I can save her. Whatever it takes to get her here.“

“Where would we all be if we all followed our job descriptions, hmm?“

“I think anybody could do with a little bit of help after a day like today.“

“Just because he brought me somewhere cool, I shouldn’t dump him?“

“How many people have to die before you stop looking the other way?“

“Look, as long as you get me home safe and on time, everything is great.“

“A cynical man might say that you were trying to pump me for information.“

“es, let’s just sit around and wait for the evidence while the bodies pile up…”

“And this is just a guess, but I think you’ve had the fight knocked out of you.“

“Do you… do you do that? Do you come round to people’s houses for dinner?“

“Actually, seeing it in the flesh isn’t nearly as rewarding as I thought it might be.“

“You knew. You knew this was no relaxing break. You knew this was dangerous.“

“’Course, there’s a rumor that someone or something else might be responsible.”

“You know, if you think that there is nothing to worry about, then that is fine by me.“

“Sometimes the only choices you have are bad ones. But, you still have to choose.”

“That’s why I chose this field, to be honest. Hoping one day I might meet a real monster.“

“Look, what I’m trying to say is, I don’t hate you. I could never hate you. But, I can’t do this anymore.“

look, i didn't want to be a halfblood.

you fell in love with a god?

you are not broken. you are singular. you're a miracle.

hold fast. brave the storm. i love you.

from the moment i first saw him, i knew that i had never met a man like him before.

i'm used to feeling weird. i'm used to the world feeling weird to me.

when you're ready to hear what the gods have in store for you, they'll tell you.

he is still wearing underpants.

i know this place is hard for people like us... but we're not gonna be here forever.

something felt real to you, but no one else could see?

the truth can be so very hard to determine... but in this case, the truth seems very hard to deny.

why are you telling me this?

i know that this is hard to understand, but you have to believe me that this is real.

i am not a god.

usually i can sense danger coming a mile away.

why didn't you say anything?

something powerful is at work here.

it's not far, actually. just a little ways past the bend up there.

what else haven't you told me?

the important thing is not to panic.

you didn't tell him about me?

we'll continue this in the car.

you're my protector?

i'm not a baby! i know there's no such thing as monsters!

there are better places out there.

most of the time it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways.

if you think you might be one of us, my advice is... turn away while you still can, because once you know what you are, they'll sense it too, and they'll come for you.

don't say i didn't warn you.

why was i up there? i saw something.

if it happens again, make sure to tell someone.

it's not a thing you want to be saying to anyone.

we had a lot in common.

what's ahead of me?

what you see here are the truest and deepest parts of yourselves.

what do you see?

that's who you're named after.

what makes you think he was a hero?

do you understand me?

i believe you. and i believe you'll be needing this.

i feel like... maybe it's time to do something about it.

it was only a matter of time before we found you.

do you have anything to add?

none of this is easy. not for you, not for any of us.

i saw what happened at the museum.

you can tell me. i might just understand.

i suspect that you might have the most difficult journey.

this is my ride. i'm going home.

have you considered eating more fruit?

i should be apologizing to you.

is that all you got to say to me?

i'm really sorry. i tried this time.

i'm sorry. i'm just very glad to see you.

all that matters is that you're here, okay?

do you wanna talk about it?

something happened to me. something has been happening to me.

take your shoes off before you get in my car.

run away, little hero, before you get hurt.

i need to talk to you about something.

i can't go with you.

you're gonna need to be brave now.